Doctor doesn’t get the joke? Do you? 🤣👨🏻‍⚕️#michaelmcintyre #standupcomedy #comedy

But the truth is, I haven't been able to get it fixed. I've had a lot of injuries. I've hurt myself a lot this year. Don't feel sorry for me. I tore my calf.

I've had an operation on my knee. I dislocated my shoulder last year. I actually saw the same guy for my knee and my shoulder.

I didn't expect a specialist. Very good doctor. I can recommend him. He helped my shoulder. Then I went to the hospital with my bad knee, and I opened the door.

It's the same guy sitting behind the desk. Hello. Oh, I know you. I know you. I said, yes, how's your shoulder? It's good.

Really good, thank you. Oh, you really helped that. It feels fine. But I'm here for my knee, I've hurt my knee.

Have I come to the wrong room? He went, no, no, I do shoulders and knees.

Obviously, as you can appreciate in these circumstances, it's very difficult not to say... And toes?

But he hasn't heard the rhyme. What kind of a lunatic? What kind of person? I thought everyone knew the rhyme. He just went, no.

I do shoulders and knees. Knees and toes. I don't do toes. Do you have a problem with your toes?

I could recommend someone to help you with your toes, a toe specialist. No, I was just wondering, because you do shoulders and knees, you do knees and toes. No, I don't do toes. What about heads?

Why would I do heads? There's no joints in the head. I'm a joint specialist. I do shoulders and knees, knees and toes. I don't do toes.

Eyes and ears and mouth and nose. How many things are wrong with you? I do shoulders and knees, knees and toes. Get out!