Mercedes, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Alpine Renault, Haas, Williams, Red Bull, McLaren, Sauba, and Racing Bulls.

Now what you're looking at right here, ladies and gentlemen, is not just the stupidest group of photos put together, but also the 10 teams that have made Formula 1 what it is today.

And since explaining F1 is what I think I do best, I'm gonna explain each and every one of these teams to you guys in this video.

Their history, characteristics, some other stupid stuff that you probably don't need to know about, but I'm gonna say regardless.

I've taken many things into consideration as well to make sure this video is as accurate as possible. We haven't got Uday.

Oh my god. Like Sauber turning into Audi and Alpine potentially going bankrupt.

Or getting sponsored by OnlyFans. I really hope that doesn't happen, but if it does, I expect the drivers to drive the car's butt-booty-naked with their assholes clenched.

So if you're a new fan, hopefully this video helps you in choosing which team to support.

And for those of you veteran fans, I know you guys are just here for shits and giggles or what I have to say about your favorite team, but maybe you get to learn some new facts as well.

So anyways, let the yapping begin. It's a Ferrari! It's a shitbox!

Now a lot of you guys might expect me to define this team as the braindead ones.

The clowns in Formula 1 who keep on making mistakes and the idiots who decide to put hard tires on in a track that is clearly slippier than P.

Diddy's Baby Oil. And as much as that is extremely true, Ferrari is still a huge part of Formula 1.

It is the biggest team in the sport, the most successful, has the largest fan base out there. Everybody's a Ferrari fan.

And has the proudest history to look back on, from Michael Schumacher winning 5 championships to Charles Leclerc's iconic wins in months.

As much as I love clowning on these guys, Ferrari is truly the heart of Formula 1.

That F1 pays them up to 50 million dollars a year just to exist.

And for good reason too, because without these guys, 40% of F1 fans would just go BAAA-

But jumping forward to Ferrari now, the team has become more of a meme, because they can have the highest highs, but eventually have the lowest of the lows.

Like Charles Leclerc could win a race, but then sometime later the Ferrari headquarters in Marinello would just magically set itself on fire.

So this results in extreme mood swings for the average Ferrari fan, one race they could be joyful, and then BAM they want to kill themselves by next week.

And Ferrari is also what I call the biggest driver edger.

Pardon my lack of better wording, but it's because so many of their drivers

have come so close to winning a championship, but because of some goofy shenanigans that I swear to God only happens in a team like Ferrari, they end up either scarred for life or start balding.

Sometimes both. Hass are the underdogs of F1.

One of the most underrated teams in the sport and rooting for them is actually so much fun.

Because supporting Hass is like supporting a fat friend with an eating disorder.

50 dead in Alaska!

You see, like Hass doing horrible in races, it's like seeing your overweight friend not do that well in any form of physical activity.

But when you see them making progress, you feel like the proudest dad in the world and that is exactly what supporting Hass is like.

When Romain Grosjean gets P4 in a race, if you're a Red Bull fan, it's just an average Tuesday.

But if you're a Haas fan, it feels like you've won a fully paid two-week vacation to Tahiti.

But as I've said, fat friend with an eating disorder, so progress isn't gonna be so easy.

So expect Haas to be in the back of the grid or midfield 50% of the time.

Also they are the youngest team that joined in 2016, it's an American race team owned by Gene Haas, and they struggle with funding a lot, but that's what makes their good results even more special.

And speaking about a team with a similar trait, we move

to Aston Martin, which started off as Jordan, then became Force India, but then the owner of the team got arrested for debt evasion, and so it turned into Racing Point, and now Wingstop, pretty much.

Also, if you didn't know, F1 teams can change sponsors or owners, hence the name changes over the years.

But what I love so much about this team, especially during its racing point days, is that this is a team that tries to do more with less.

Back then, they never had the top personnel or resources, but they were still able to compete against top teams in years like 2020. It was so impressive.

Except for the fact that they got fined for allegedly copying Mercedes.

But the team has changed drastically, and thanks to billionaire Lauren Stroll funding the team,

pretty much just to give his son a rocket ship of a car, because Lance needs a fighter jet to win a race, They are now flooded with resources and top personnel from other teams.

But what still sucks about Aston Martin is that nobody supports them.

I have not seen more than five Aston Martin fans, only Alonso fans.

Previously it was Vettel fans, maybe Max in the future, but that just shows Aston's biggest weakness.

They have no identity apart from their other driver.

Stroll obviously doesn't count because his seat was given to him by his daddy and his ego is thicker than his eyebrows.