Why Calling Girls Mommy Is Actually Genius | Lecture by Professor Soup

Hello class, it's me, Professor Soop, the leading expert in light-skinned demonology and the man deemed the next Socrates.

And as you can see by the title today, we're not going over light-skinned demonology.

Class, I would like to officially welcome you to Riz 101.

Well, I'll be teaching you guys how to Riz woman, but in methods not regularly taught by society.

And today I'll be teaching you how to use the mommy method to Riz your crutch.

So class, get your notes out and And without further ado, let's get started.

Let's go over some context here before we start. What is a mommy?

I'm sure you all know what a mommy is, but we're just going over this. Mommy is another term for a female parent.

Mommy, mom, mama, mother, et cetera, are all terms used to describe a female family.

Growing up, I did use all of these terms to call upon my mother's name. I'm sure you did as well.

So why are we calling girls mommy, aka girls we want to raise? Why are we calling their mommy?

The reality is, the girl you're talking to is not your mother. She did not give birth to you.

So why are we calling her the title mommy? And most people in society deem the term mommy as weird if you're using it to rid somebody.

They frown upon it. Because why not just call the girl bae? Baby. Mamas. Pookie. Stinkerbutt.

Boo. Darling. Princess. Queen. Sweetie. Honey. Wifey. Love. Lovebug.

Baby mama. Little mama. Snuggles. Boo-boo bear. Honeybee. Honeybun. And meatball. Why not just call her that?

because it's a sign of high intelligence.

There's actually a stronger physiological process happening when you call a girl mommy. So let's get into that.

So why calling a girl mommy is genius?

Women are the gender of humans that do give birth and become mothers, aka mommies.

When women go through motherhood, most mothers develop a maternal bond with their children.

Now, the professor is aware that not everybody has a strong relationship with their mother. And to those of you, I am very sorry.

I hope that you find a wife in the future that will be a great mother for your children.

And that's why I'm helping you guys, Riz, so your children will be able to experience this, okay?

This maternal bond is associated with nurturing, affection, and unconditional love.

Remember that. This unconditional unconditional love is the strongest when a child is still fragile and young, 0-5 years old.

Now, obviously, the unconditional love doesn't really wear off if it's unconditional, correct?

But we are talking about the stages of age where children don't really turn into nuisances.

A lot of people do look at that five-year range as the golden years of a child when they are most fun and they don't turn into annoying little teenagers, okay?

Because a lot of children, when they get to a certain age, don't want to be as close to their mothers, especially boys.

I know for me personally, after I hit puberty, I was not as close to my mom. Thankfully, we worked on that relationship.

But, you know, I did not want kisses and cuddles all the time.

See, young soup wanted to get girls, and that's what I'm teaching you guys how to do, okay?

As I was saying, during these ages, children tend to love on their mothers the most, since they are still attached to them.

It's a natural thing. You know, it's still like the kangaroo in the pouch face. You understand? Children are still attached to their mother.

And class, what word do children use in this phase to refer to their mothers the most?

You guessed right, mommy. So professor, where are you going with this?

I'm sure a lot of my students are already figuring it out. So let's continue.

When you call a girl mommy, you are secretly

activating their natural maternal instincts in their brain

aka the mommy gene is

awakened mg01 how mg01 works the mommy gene is the genetic basis of maternal affection

this is present in every woman regardless

if she has even had a child yet this gene is activated when a woman is called mommy triggering a maternal association class do you see where we're going here?

Let's continue. This activation stimulates the brain's nurturing and affection systems.

As a result, the individual calling her mommy gains access to an elevated level of affection.

However, they choose who receives this affection. So class, do you finally understand where we're going with this?

Class, and this is why calling a girl mommy is actually genius.

When you call a girl mommy you are actually attempting

to earn her unconditional love that exists

with mgo1 while people have been calling you weird for calling