Stoked S01 E19 A Boy Named Lesley

The summer's on, and I've been living on the beach With my shoes and all my troubles far away

Been waiting all year to be here To ride the wave of the water frontier

Time to go big or go home And I ain't going home Cause summer's on

And I'll be living on the beach Left my shoes and all my troubles far away

Cause summer's on The ocean's underneath my feet And if the sun is out I'll ride the waves all day

Hello, what are you staring at? The most beautiful thing in the world. What, that sweet six-footer?

No, he's more like 5'10".

So what

are you waiting for? Ask Ty out already. Me ask him out? Are you nuts? Emma, it's the 21st century.

Guys like it when you ask them out. Yeah, independent women rule. That's why I signed up to judge them in Sunday's bikini contest.

Ugh, why am I not surprised? Gracias, ladies.

They're bribing me with smoothies to vote for them. Please, that is so sexist. Where's the boys' speedo contest? Already won that.

You are so lame. Call me. If being a bikini judge is lame, I don't want to be, uh, not lame.

Just one more surf lesson, then I've got the weekend off to inspect bikinis. Hmm.

Why do I know this name? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Ah! Oh, oh, oh. How's my little Leslie? Leslie?

Moms, what are you doing all the way out here? And why didn't you call first? Well, I wanted to surprise you, sweet pea.

And look, I brought someone special with me. Ta-da! You never could sleep without Widow Piggy.

Are these your friends, honey? Nice to meet you. Yes, we're very good friends with Leslie.

Come on, sis. Just one dollar. As if. Why don't you get a job and stop expecting other people to bankroll your life?

Put it on Daddy's tab. Are you eating your vegetables, sweet pea? Wearing enough sunblock?

Has that rash on your tushy cleared up? Oh, it looks like it has. Mom! Oh, hush.

Now, let's go get you something to eat. You're nothing but skin and bones. Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka.

Gee, I'd love to, but the boss has me working all weekend.

Why don't you hit the spa while I help Georgie here with his cutback? Get off me, squid!

Oh, Leslie, such a considerate boy. Moms, you know me so well.

Ooh, don't they look lovely, dear? The Mega Man-y is so worth the extra money. You even get a free foot massage while your nails dry.

Ah, I am so proud of my boy, working at such a lovely resort. Your boy?

OMG, are you Reef's mom? Correction, Leslie's mom.

Girls ask guys out all the time. It's no biggie. I'm just a girl and Ty's just a guy.

With a totally jacked bod.

Read them and weep, Braz. Every phone number of every bikini babe from here to Bali. Now, who do I call first? Moms?