Do NOT go to a gas station at 3AM...

Let it replace you. You think this big ass spider can be a tough night clerk like me bro?

You're- Oh! Hello sir, welcome to the store sir.

What can I get for you sir? Yo, what is that bitch ass ID? Nathan Callaway. Deceased.

Barad! Get the fuck out! Hey there cutie. What's good shoddy?

I don't even gotta scan you bro. Take my number and get out of there. You got it girl.

Delivery has arrived. Yo! You almost ran me over. Yo open the fucking door.

You lucky I don't have my gun on me bro. Man who the fuck calling me?

I'm gonna help you alright?

I got it! I got it! OH SHIT! I gotta get out of here!

I'll let you go for now.

Don't ever get back in my store, boy.

You let one doppelganger complete this transaction?

Yo, don't tell me it's the girl, bro. I'm dumb.

Oh my god, he's never getting in there, bro.

AHHHHH! BITCH! BITCH! AH! AH! NIGGA!

How is it? How is it? AH!

BITCH ANNIC! You ain't got shit on me boy! Don't run! Don't run! That's what I thought bro. Head to the bus.

Oh, we clocking in for another shift.

The once-beloved Joe's Diner has been burnt down in what appears to be an act of arson yesterday night. Wait on, sir. Soar.

Pew! Five beers, bro? All right, have a good day, Soar. God damn with your drunk ass.

Oh. Don't run me over again. I dare you. I dare you run me over again.

Oh. The store generator has been tampered with. Man who the fuck out there bro?

Let it replace you. You think this big ass spider can be a tough night clerk like me bro?

You're all

Oh shit! What the fuck? Oh hell no!

Hey tired from a long shift at the local diner? Probably. Yeah, so you were at what diner?

Am I seeing Joe's diner? So basically Joe's diner burnt down.

So I'm gonna have to shoot you in the head. I hope you understand that right.

Jade, god damn, bruh! Why is your voice so deep?

My facial proportions are average. Damn, Jade! What's your manly ass? Mmm.

Jade, did you... Did you, did you like, get a tan recently? You're looking like, like you got a little bit of a tan.

Like, like, I don't want to be racist, but you kind of look black. You look like very black.

And you also have a deep ass voice. Are you sure you're Jade and not Jamal? I'm just, I'm just saying.

Oh shit! Do you like your life? Fill the bag with money if you want to live and see your family again.

I'm sorry sir. I'm sorry sir.

Please don't do anything to me sir. I didn't do anything.

I never touched anyone in my life bro. I can't even hurt a bug bro. Please sir.

Oh don't run don't run don't run

Bitch ass nigga bro trying to steal my 20 bucks bro I worked hard for those 20 bucks bro

It's a noon night read the note on the counter This is the emotiscope it reads customers emotion and allows you to question them on their emotion There's literally a skinwalker in front of oh

Oh you love me? I'm sorry for shooting you bro.