Trump Bans News Outlets from the White House, Has a Thing for Mamdani & Is Melania A.I.?

I'm Jimmy, I am the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Greetings from Hollywood, California.

A special welcome to those viewers who joined us earlier tonight for the Monday Night Football game between the Rams and the New York Giants, a rare clash between the coasters.

You know, this is the first time those teams have played since 2023, and I'm glad we got that L.A.

versus New York unpleasantness out of the way because a week from tonight, we will be relocating this show to Brooklyn, New York, for five nights at the Brooklyn Academy.

We are very excited. We've already had more than 125,000 ticket requests. We haven't even announced the guests yet.

We have a ridiculous lineup of guests to announce. We will do that on Thursday. It's going to be quite a week. Guillermo, are you ready for New York? I'm ready.

I'm very excited, yes. Okay, good, because, hey, did you get to watch the Cowboys game, or were you possuing your dobles on that day?

I was doing puzzle in the morning, but I watched the game. We won. We won. We won. There was a Cowboys fan.

The Cowboys won, but not before this happened to their cornerback, Kobe Durant. And there's an injured Cowboy on the far side of the field.

That's Kobe Durant. Let's see if we can see what happened on the play. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah. No explanation needed. Yeah.

And the old backward ball squasher there. Right between the goalposts. That's why they call it football, folks.

Durant's teammate, Marquise Bell, was charged with testicular manslaughter for that.

Meanwhile, the president was in New York today. President Trump, we were just missing him, I guess. He's in town for the U.N. General Assembly.

Tomorrow, he will insult the leader of every country in the world during a two-hour speech about windmills.

This afternoon, Trump met for the third time with New York Mayor Mom Donnie.

It was another friendly meeting between the socialists who wants to give everyone $5,000 and the mayor of New York.

Trump, I have to say, he definitely has a thing for Mom Donnie. I mean, he may be Islamophobic.

At least he's not Islamohomophobic. He is absolutely taken with the mayor.

He stopped by the mayor's residence, Gracie Manchin, for a joint press conference in which Dear Leader explained why he has banned reporters from Politico,

MS Now and CNN from entering the White House. I'm only doing it because I think the press also is an obligation.

I never get anything positive. It's always negative, even having to do with the war.

You would think that an outlet would write at least reasonably well, but never.

Why aren't these so-called journalists gushing over how well he's mishandling the war he said was over seven months ago?

It's just not right. Some people are negative Nellies. That's all.

Mom Donnie made sure to invite all the journalists to his place of residence.

And I have to say, you would think these two would get along about as well as a garbage disposal and a fork.

But Trump really does seem to like Mom Donnie. Hi. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. You ever see him do that with any of his children other than Ivanka?

I mean, you ever see him whisper in the ear of J.D. Vance and slap him like that?

It's the weirdest buddy road trip movie of all time.

But then it was back to cracking down on that out of control First Amendment.

As his popularity continues to plummet, Trump's fingers go deeper and deeper into his ears.

He does not want to hear bad news. Bad news is fake news to Donald Trump.

On Saturday, reporters from CNN, MSNL and Politico showed up at the White House for work only to have the Secret Service take their credentials away.

They are not allowed in the White House by order of the president, which everyone knows is an attack on freedom of the press.

But Trump sees it differently. He said, it's a very simple ban. I don't want them in my office. I don't want them here.

They hurt his feelings, and so they're not welcome in his house anymore. It's sick.

I mean, there's something wrong with a country that can allow people to write purposely negative stories.

Now, if they want to write them, that's fine. But I don't have to let them into the people's house.

He almost slipped and told the truth there.

It's the people's house that he knocked down without consulting any of the people.

CNN was supposed to cover Trump's trip to New York today. The five major news outlets have something called the White House TV press pool.

They take turns covering the president's daily events, and they share the coverage with everyone else.

But today, since they got the boot, this is what we saw and more importantly heard at the ribbon cutting ceremony for Trump's exciting new helicopter landing pad.