Impractical Jokers: Top You Laugh You Lose Moments (Mashup) | truTV

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这是第一次，

For the first time ever,

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我们四个人将同时竞争。

all four of us will be competing at the same time.

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我们将坐在陌生人的等候室里，

We'll be sitting in a waiting room among strangers,

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偷偷试图让彼此笑。

secretly trying to make each other laugh.

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如果你笑了，你就被淘汰。

If you laugh, you're eliminated.

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最后一个站着的人将获胜。

And the last man standing will win.

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♪♪

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[ 手机响 ]

[ Cellphone beeping ]

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[ 低声 ] 2...

[ Whispering ] 2...

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...4...

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代表。

Representative.

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代表。

Representative.

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勃起功能障碍。

Erectile dysfunction.

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埃雷克--

Erec--

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勃起功能障碍。

Erectile dysfunction.

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回电。

Call back.

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对不起。

I'm sorry.

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嗯。

Hmm.

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嗯。

Hmm.

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啊。

Ah.

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嗯。

Hmm.

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抱歉。

Sorry about that.

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[ 拉链拉上 ]

[ Zipper zips ]

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性感自拍。

Sexy selfie.

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[ 相机快门声，相机运转声 ]

[ Camera shutter clicks, camera whirs ]

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多种族自拍。

Multiracial selfie.

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[ 相机快门声，摄影机运转声 ]

[ Camera shutter clicks, camera whirs ]

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[ 打嗝 ]

[ Belches ]

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对不起。 [ 打嗝 ]

Excuse me. [ Belches ]

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你们也在等拍照吗？

You guys all waiting for a photo shoot, too?

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-是的。-你们都做什么？

-Yeah. -What do you guys do?

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呃，我写作。

Uh, I write.

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你做什么？

What do you do?

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如果有人想要我的名片。

If anybody wants my card.

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我是个[哔]医生。

I'm a [bleep] doctor.

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[ 笑 ]

[ Laughs ]

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我是个好妇科医生。

I'm a good gyne.

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[ 哔声 ]

[ Buzzer ]

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♪♪

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"[哔]医生。"

"[Bleep] doctor."

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我的道具包现在完全没用

And my whole bag of props, useless now

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因为他提到了"[哔]医生。"

'cause he pulled out "[bleep] doctor."

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该死。

Damn it.

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你从事这个行业很久了吗？

Have you been at your craft a long time?

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六年了。我40岁，所以花了一段时间。

Six years now. I'm 40, so it took a while.

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上了很多学。

There was a lot of school.

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根据我的经验，

It's been my experience,

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你永远不会回到起点。

you never end up where you started off at.

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是的，我的学位是金融。

Yeah, my degree was finance.

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金融？

Finance?

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[ 木头敲击声 ]

[ Wood knocking ]

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对不起？

Sorry?

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我大学毕业时有一个会计学位，

I had an accounting degree coming out of college,

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但我现在不做了。

but I don't do it anymore.

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[ 笑 ]

[ Laughs ]

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我当过一段时间的注册会计师。

I was a CPA for a while.

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然后我进入了销售。

Then I got into sales.

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那样做得怎么样？

How's that working out?

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很好。

It's great.

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[ 笑 ]

[ Q laughs ]

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[ 笑 ]

[ Laughs ]

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[ 哔 ] 问：你看。萨尔出局了。

[ Buzzer ] Q: There you go. Sal's out.

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快下来！

Come on down!

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该死。两只狗在交配？我以为是 --

Damn it. Two dogs humping? I thought it was --

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首先，你的马尾辫

First of all, your ponytail

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差点让我在走进来的时候被淘汰。

almost eliminated me from the walk in.

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[ 笑 ] 我知道。我看到了。

[ Laughs ] I know. I saw that.

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萨尔：然后只剩下两个人了。

Sal: And then there were two.

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哦哦。

Uh-oh.

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问：[ 笑 ]

Q: [ Laughs ]

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他刚刚放屁了吗？

Did he just fart?

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男人：嘿。你还好吗？

Man: Hey. Are you all right?

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是的。我滑到了那些愚蠢的铅笔上。

Yes. I slipped on the stupid pencils.

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问：哦，你得起来 --

Q: Oh, you've got to get up and --

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[ 笑声 ]

[ Laughter ]

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[ 默尔笑 ]

[ Murr laughs ]

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[ 响铃 ]

[ Buzzer ]

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Q: 哦，默里出局了！

Q: Oh, Murray's out!

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猫用屁股撞到了脸！

Gatto takes it with an ass to the face!

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真是个结局！

What an ending!

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[ 笑声 ]

[ Laughter ]

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今天，我们要听听人们对纽约市的看法，

Today, we're getting people's opinions about New York City,

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但真正被扣分的是我们。

but the real people getting docked is us.

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在进行调查时，

While giving the survey,

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其他人会在那面玻璃墙后面，

the other guys will be behind that glass wall

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那面玻璃墙一按开关就变得透明。

that becomes see-through at the flip of a switch.

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目标是不要笑，

The goal is not to laugh,

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但当那面玻璃变得透明时——

but when that glass becomes see-through --

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哇！祝你好运。

Whoo! Good luck with that.

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♪♪

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萨尔：现在你穿着一件黑色T恤

Sal: Right now, you have a black T-shirt on

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搭配运动外套和长发，胡茬。

with a sports jacket and long hair and scruff.

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这就是中年时尚的样子，伙计。

This is what middle-aged hip looks like, man.

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我想说这很适合你。

I'd like to say it looks good on you.

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嗯，你是想这么说。

Eh, you'd like to.

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我想这样做。

I'd like to.

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[ 笑声 ]

[ Laughter ]

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穆尔：我们开始吧。

Murr: Here we go.

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伙计们。

Fellas.

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你先来吗？

You starting it off?

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我来开场。

I'm starting it off.

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好的，乔。

All right, Joe.

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去给他们点颜色看看。

Go give them hell.

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好的。

All right.

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说出三个优缺点

Name three pros and cons

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关于在纽约市或附近生活。

about living in or near New York City.

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