Angry Man's Total Office Annihilation
0:01
愚蠢的经济让我不得不有一份办公室工作。
Stupid economy making me have an office job with income.
0:05
为什么这把椅子上有这么多恶心的污渍？天哪，这个键盘真花哨又笨重。
Why does this chair got all these gross stains on it? Gosh, this keyboard is fancy and bulky.
0:12
这么符合人体工程学。这个扬声器的嗡嗡声怎么回事？
So ergonomic. What's with this stupid buzzing noise on these speakers?
0:19
办公室里需要安静。这个嗡嗡声更响了。
It needs to be quiet in the office. This buzz is even louder.
0:27
靠背真是太松了！为什么是宽屏？应该是4x3！
The back is so slouchy! Why is it a widescreen? It's supposed to be 4x3!
0:34
快点！
Come on!
0:37
正在启动Windows 95。最好启动Windows 95。
Starting Windows 95. Better start Windows 95.
0:48
哦，这里有个键盘。怎么回事？它不工作。剩余时间？
Oh, here's a keyboard. What the heck? It's not working. Time remaining?
0:55
你说剩余时间是什么意思？我为什么不能直接按回车就行？安全模式？
What do you mean, time remaining? Why can't I just press enter and go? Safe mode?
1:00
安全模式有什么安全的？快点！等待时间。
What's so safe about safe mode? Hurry up! Time waiting.
1:06
输入一个选择。一个！正常！快启动Windows 95！
Enter a choice. One! Normal! Just start Windows 95!
1:13
天哪，真是等了够久！
Gosh, took long enough!
1:18
为什么是超清4K？为什么看起来全是像素化的？
Why is it ultra crisp 4K? Why is it all pixelated looking?
1:25
正在测试扩展内存。这内存到底扩展了多少？
Testing extended memory. How extended is this memory?
1:33
计算器是什么？LC伙伴？我为什么需要计算器？我有电脑来计算。
What is the calculator? LC mate? Why would I need the calculator? I've got the computer to do the calculating.
1:43
这愚蠢的东西在我碰到它时就坏了。怎么回事？多便宜啊？
Stupid thing just broke when I touched it. What the heck? How cheap?
1:50
快点，测试内存。快点。你测试内存完了吗？它说完成了。
Come on, test the memory. Hurry up. Are you done testing the memory? It says done.
1:59
我们装备了那个愚蠢的嗡嗡声！为什么显示器会那样裂开？
We equipped that stupid buzzing! Why'd the monitor crack like that?
2:06
扬声器怎么就欺骗了，什么都没有？
What's the speakers just cheating and having a big block of nothing?
2:14
愚蠢的显示器！松弛！它根本不调节！
Stupid monitor! Slouchy! It just doesn't adjust!
2:22
发生了什么？我为什么看不到屏幕？为什么变得全黑？我得在它消失之前按确定。
What happened? Why can't I see the screen? Why is it going all dark? I gotta press OK before it disappears.
2:31
哦，我不行！这个愚蠢的鼠标没用！
Oh, I can't! This stupid mouse is useless!
2:38
为什么整个显示器都在变黑？我无法完成我的办公室工作，显示器在玩游戏！
Why is the whole monitor just fading to black? I can't get my office right done with the monitors playing games!
2:45
应该在播放Office！这个愚蠢的嗡嗡声！安静！
It's supposed to be playing Office! This stupid buzzing! Be quiet!
2:50
停止嗡嗡声！你需要和计算器兼容吗？
Stop buzzing! You need to be compatible with the calculator?
3:02
太阳能板出来了。仍然可以使用。
Solar panel came out. Still works.
3:07
这是一个超级现代的东西！什么都不显示！
This is a super modern to do something! It's not showing anything!
3:14
现在全是色彩斑斓的！那就是艺术展示！
It's all colourful now! That'd be the art display!
3:23
愚蠢的人体工学办公室！人体工学键盘太笨重了！没法用！
Stupid ergonomic office! Ergonomic keyboards are too bulky! Can't use it!
3:30
在这个愚蠢的椅子上动不了！太笨重了！
Can't move anywhere in here in this stupid chair! It's so bulky!
3:35
有一根骨头掉下来了，快上去！给我！
There's a bone falling down, get up there! Give it to me!
3:45
我要坐在这里完成我的办公室工作！那两个吵闹的扬声器！
I'm gonna sit here and get my office work done! Those two noisy speakers!
3:55
天哪，这些键盘实在太笨重了！坚不可摧！
Gosh, these keyboards are just too bulky! Indestructible!
4:07
微软键盘应该与微软Windows兼容！Windows！
Microsoft keyboard should be compatible with Microsoft Windows! Windows!
4:13
啊，现在至少底部显示了一些东西。快点做点什么！
Ah, now it's showing something on the bottom at least. Do something!
4:19
愚蠢的鼠标！点击不对！更好地点击！丢了你的花哨球！
Stupid mouse! Not clicking right! Click better! Lost your fancy ball!
4:28
这些边框怎么都掉下来了？太容易拿下来了！
What's with all these bezels just coming off like that? Too easy to take them off!
4:35
哦，装有Shikini的间谍摄像头！那是超间谍公司吗？
Oh, it's got the Spy Camera by Shikini! Is that the Ultra Spy Company?
4:42
想在办公室里监视我？好像老板已经在这样做了？
Trying to spy on me in the office? As if the boss man doesn't do that already?
4:49
看来我只能用老式的方法来计算。显示得不对！天哪！
Guess I'm just gonna have to do the old fashioned way and calculate with this. It's not showing it right! Gosh!
4:59
愚蠢的计算器！应该是花哨的！计算器没问题！
Stupid calculator! Supposed to be fancy! Calculator right!
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