I HATE Rust Clans
0:00
Alright, my favorite time of the year has finally arrived and I'm not talking about Pride Month. I am very happy to announce that we have a brand new limited merch drop.
Alright, my favorite time of the year has finally arrived and I'm not talking about Pride Month. I am very happy to announce that we have a brand new limited merch drop.
0:07
I've done fishing, camping and gaming related drops in the past and this time I really wanted something a little bit more out there.
I've done fishing, camping and gaming related drops in the past and this time I really wanted something a little bit more out there.
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Something that focused more on the designs and less on hidden inside jokes. Anyway, we have two designs to choose from. First, there's the Rim Reaper.
Something that focused more on the designs and less on hidden inside jokes. Anyway, we have two designs to choose from. First, there's the Rim Reaper.
0:20
Better watch out! I'm the Rim Reaper! I think the Reaper himself looks great, but it just wouldn't be Stimpy merch if it wasn't somehow related to arseholes.
Better watch out! I'm the Rim Reaper! I think the Reaper himself looks great, but it just wouldn't be Stimpy merch if it wasn't somehow related to arseholes.
0:30
The second design is the Historia Deletus, a wizard using a spell to clear his search history, with a half-naked man being purged from the laptop.
The second design is the Historia Deletus, a wizard using a spell to clear his search history, with a half-naked man being purged from the laptop.
0:37
Both designs are available in a hoodie and a t-shirt. Oh, and don't worry, these prices are in Australian dollars. The USD prices are significantly less.
Both designs are available in a hoodie and a t-shirt. Oh, and don't worry, these prices are in Australian dollars. The USD prices are significantly less.
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Anyway, I hope you guys like the designs as much as I do. You'll get free shipping for all orders over $100, depending where in the world you live, And if you buy all four items, you'll get an extra 10% off.
Anyway, I hope you guys like the designs as much as I do. You'll get free shipping for all orders over $100, depending where in the world you live, And if you buy all four items, you'll get an extra 10% off.
0:54
This shop will run for just over two weeks like all the others, and then that's it. You won't be able to get it ever again. Okay, that's everything. On to the video.
This shop will run for just over two weeks like all the others, and then that's it. You won't be able to get it ever again. Okay, that's everything. On to the video.
1:03
Oh, it started off just like any other day in Rust. I had my fingers five inches deep inside my prostate doing a self-examination.
Oh, it started off just like any other day in Rust. I had my fingers five inches deep inside my prostate doing a self-examination.
1:11
I haven't played this game for like three months. Here's the one.
I haven't played this game for like three months. Here's the one.
1:23
Oh He's still got it.
Oh He's still got it.
1:26
He is still got it in fact your boy never lasted
He is still got it in fact your boy never lasted
1:35
Are you alright broskies what happened no Okay, Charlie he's helped me man.
Are you alright broskies what happened no Okay, Charlie he's helped me man.
1:41
Oh, thank you very much SIE! Hello, the f***er? Of course.
Oh, thank you very much SIE! Hello, the f***er? Of course.
2:05
There she's made. Hello? Thanks boys!
There she's made. Hello? Thanks boys!
2:25
Not today! Oh god!
Not today! Oh god!
2:34
Huh, well that was easy. Agri-Cog, we're gonna hope you already know.
Huh, well that was easy. Agri-Cog, we're gonna hope you already know.
2:40
Agri-Cog, Niggo, we gon' Nigga-mo.
Agri-Cog, Niggo, we gon' Nigga-mo.
2:46
Hello neighbor, is this Bob or Tom? Hello? What? Hello? Oh, hello.
Hello neighbor, is this Bob or Tom? Hello? What? Hello? Oh, hello.
2:53
Alright, are you friendly? Yes sir, yeah, I'm just building a little starter base. Alright, we'll leave you alone.
Alright, are you friendly? Yes sir, yeah, I'm just building a little starter base. Alright, we'll leave you alone.
3:00
We'll be friends. Oh, thank you sir. We're building up over there. Well, nice to meet you Stoney. Yeah, likewise, John Sweetcorn. Well that was terrifying.
We'll be friends. Oh, thank you sir. We're building up over there. Well, nice to meet you Stoney. Yeah, likewise, John Sweetcorn. Well that was terrifying.
3:07
Mr. Sweetcorn, are you solo? Yeah, yeah, I'm playing by myself. Do you want to be on our team?
Mr. Sweetcorn, are you solo? Yeah, yeah, I'm playing by myself. Do you want to be on our team?
3:13
So we don't kill each other? Oh my god, you're scary. Yes please, yes please, can I join?
So we don't kill each other? Oh my god, you're scary. Yes please, yes please, can I join?
3:22
Thank you. There you go, mate. I'm just going to join my neighbours for now. Don't really feel like being killed by this three man over and over.
Thank you. There you go, mate. I'm just going to join my neighbours for now. Don't really feel like being killed by this three man over and over.
3:34
There's a compound by auto turret there. You like it rough don't you?
There's a compound by auto turret there. You like it rough don't you?
3:40
You like it in the gutter don't you? I am the alpha of alf- Oh!
You like it in the gutter don't you? I am the alpha of alf- Oh!
3:49
The hell? Everyone's getting crammed around me. So many people around here.
The hell? Everyone's getting crammed around me. So many people around here.
3:55
I reckon I'm gonna be able to trap quite a few. Alright.
I reckon I'm gonna be able to trap quite a few. Alright.
4:07
Hopefully it works. Who are they going to get me a snack? Hopefully it gets someone while I'm gone.
Hopefully it works. Who are they going to get me a snack? Hopefully it gets someone while I'm gone.
4:22
Alright, moment of truth. Oh, we got someone.
Alright, moment of truth. Oh, we got someone.
4:33
It works. Is it safe?
It works. Is it safe?
4:37
Go in yes, oh you got rid of the um the auto turret nice
Go in yes, oh you got rid of the um the auto turret nice
4:46
Can you stop shooting at me bro? I'm trying to build I'm sorry, but you had an auto turret yeah
Can you stop shooting at me bro? I'm trying to build I'm sorry, but you had an auto turret yeah
4:54
With you yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my missus. Who's the two fuckwits that were like camping now base earlier?
With you yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my missus. Who's the two fuckwits that were like camping now base earlier?
5:01
Yeah, they were door camping us something chronic man I spent like half an hour trying to get rid of him.
Yeah, they were door camping us something chronic man I spent like half an hour trying to get rid of him.
5:08
Right, right. Yeah, nah, you're right mate. I'll leave you to a villa. Alright, see you around. Push your nose sweet corn. Yeah, see you around tubby.
Right, right. Yeah, nah, you're right mate. I'll leave you to a villa. Alright, see you around. Push your nose sweet corn. Yeah, see you around tubby.
5:16
Love you buddy. See ya. Trying to find out who the-
Love you buddy. See ya. Trying to find out who the-
5:29
Yeah, fuck. He's gone inside. I saw him open his door. I'll make him letters. Fuck this guy. Yeah.
Yeah, fuck. He's gone inside. I saw him open his door. I'll make him letters. Fuck this guy. Yeah.
5:40
Why is he using that piece of shit? What the fuck?
Why is he using that piece of shit? What the fuck?
5:51
He's got a blowpipe for some reason. Hey! Get off my front porch!
He's got a blowpipe for some reason. Hey! Get off my front porch!
5:58
We're not on your front porch, we're on your roof. Ah, that's my front porch. You fuckin' losers. Stop dork helping me.
We're not on your front porch, we're on your roof. Ah, that's my front porch. You fuckin' losers. Stop dork helping me.
6:06
It's just the lead I've been waiting for. Good luck you don't tell my teammate of you.
It's just the lead I've been waiting for. Good luck you don't tell my teammate of you.
6:11
Well, that's the same question. Oh, shit.
Well, that's the same question. Oh, shit.
6:19
Easy, Lou. Kind of want to raid this kid. It's so gross sounding.
Easy, Lou. Kind of want to raid this kid. It's so gross sounding.
6:30
Yeah, get back inside, you little rat. Stop door camping.
Yeah, get back inside, you little rat. Stop door camping.
6:35
I'll stop door camping when you stop roof camping. Hey, my roof's my exit. I have a reason. What's your reason?
I'll stop door camping when you stop roof camping. Hey, my roof's my exit. I have a reason. What's your reason?
6:41
I have to exit through my roof. No, that sounds more like an excuse than a reason. He shot his door.
I have to exit through my roof. No, that sounds more like an excuse than a reason. He shot his door.
6:56
He's getting away with the python with this.
He's getting away with the python with this.
7:07
You fucking like that don't ya? That's it.
You fucking like that don't ya? That's it.
7:20
I'm taking a grenade. Did I get him?
I'm taking a grenade. Did I get him?
7:35
I did. That's what I'm talking about! That's why he's the GOAT! The GOAT! I killed that guy, by the way, Blurk.
I did. That's what I'm talking about! That's why he's the GOAT! The GOAT! I killed that guy, by the way, Blurk.
7:42
I blew him up with a grenade. Good work, good work. I was an absolute shitlord, and I got DB'd by my own DB.
I blew him up with a grenade. Good work, good work. I was an absolute shitlord, and I got DB'd by my own DB.
7:49
Oh, fuck. Tubby, again? With you? What do you want? You guys got to make up. You broke my fucking wall, you people.
Oh, fuck. Tubby, again? With you? What do you want? You guys got to make up. You broke my fucking wall, you people.
7:56
piece of shit, fuck you! Heyo, calm down! Oh, fuck that guy!
piece of shit, fuck you! Heyo, calm down! Oh, fuck that guy!
8:02
Yeah, but we're all neighbors, we've got a co-existent piece. Put her down. Where's the wood? Start building this time!
Yeah, but we're all neighbors, we've got a co-existent piece. Put her down. Where's the wood? Start building this time!
8:09
Are you making a tower? We're gonna throw satchels at it from the siege tower. Wait, what? I have no idea what that made this thing. Faster!
Are you making a tower? We're gonna throw satchels at it from the siege tower. Wait, what? I have no idea what that made this thing. Faster!
8:15
Yeah, just have to have faith in the place. Faster! Alright, we made it, guys. Nicely done. Oh!
Yeah, just have to have faith in the place. Faster! Alright, we made it, guys. Nicely done. Oh!
8:23
Oh, fuck! Careful! How many satchels is it to blow through a roof? A roof?
Oh, fuck! Careful! How many satchels is it to blow through a roof? A roof?
8:31
A lot, if you're doing, like, the actual roof. Wait, why don't we just make a siege... Siege engine and just smash through the backside.
A lot, if you're doing, like, the actual roof. Wait, why don't we just make a siege... Siege engine and just smash through the backside.
8:38
Hey, hang on, yeah, what the fuck are we doing? Why don't we make this, you fucking idiot? Yeah. You've used all of him!
Hey, hang on, yeah, what the fuck are we doing? Why don't we make this, you fucking idiot? Yeah. You've used all of him!
8:45
I love how the entire neighbourhood has just somehow come together to raid this little roof camping kid. Hey man, it's blocking my base.
I love how the entire neighbourhood has just somehow come together to raid this little roof camping kid. Hey man, it's blocking my base.
8:53
Johnny's home. It's down here, I swear. It's down here. Oh, you're in for some trouble, little boy. Buh.
Johnny's home. It's down here, I swear. It's down here. Oh, you're in for some trouble, little boy. Buh.
9:00
No, jeez. I've died so much. I don't want to hear it, Randall. You're fucked now, kid.
No, jeez. I've died so much. I don't want to hear it, Randall. You're fucked now, kid.
9:07
Yeah, I mean, he's right there, but yeah. You tell him, blurb. No, it's fine, it's fine.
Yeah, I mean, he's right there, but yeah. You tell him, blurb. No, it's fine, it's fine.
9:14
Is a sneak attack will be crawling inside his guts in no time.
Is a sneak attack will be crawling inside his guts in no time.
9:17
I mean What is the plan?
I mean What is the plan?
9:25
Hello, I mean who's spring roll Wanky wait what what the hell when did you get you spring roll?
Hello, I mean who's spring roll Wanky wait what what the hell when did you get you spring roll?
9:33
Yeah, it's spring mate Wait, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's spring mate Wait, what the fuck?
9:38
Oh Yeah, we're great this guy Oh fuck that guy.
Oh Yeah, we're great this guy Oh fuck that guy.
9:56
Yeah he's a roof camper. Kill Randall.
Yeah he's a roof camper. Kill Randall.
10:04
Oh it's all open. Should we rotate it and knock out the other wall?
Oh it's all open. Should we rotate it and knock out the other wall?
10:10
He's in there somewhere aren't you Randall? He is! Oh he is! Hey! Hey! Hey!
He's in there somewhere aren't you Randall? He is! Oh he is! Hey! Hey! Hey!
10:18
You fucking coward! Stop up-grating! Here you go! Go!
You fucking coward! Stop up-grating! Here you go! Go!
10:22
I got all my tummies in here! Stop waiting to play!
I got all my tummies in here! Stop waiting to play!
10:28
What did I do? What didn't you do? You existed! Fuck you! Oh!
What did I do? What didn't you do? You existed! Fuck you! Oh!
10:36
Oh! Oh
Oh! Oh
10:48
Look up and I killed him I killed him. Hey, oh, he's loaded the ship. It works. It's work.
Look up and I killed him I killed him. Hey, oh, he's loaded the ship. It works. It's work.
10:54
I got all these frags and I call Let's get out of here
I got all these frags and I call Let's get out of here
11:11
I don't know where they went. Oh I forgot about my own trap!
I don't know where they went. Oh I forgot about my own trap!
11:23
Fuck's sake. Oh fuck. I completely forgot I was still doing that.
Fuck's sake. Oh fuck. I completely forgot I was still doing that.
11:31
Your trap is that good you trapped yourself. Yeah. So you know. Where's my Tommy?
Your trap is that good you trapped yourself. Yeah. So you know. Where's my Tommy?
11:36
I should have brought you flowers when I had the chance I just made a play!
I should have brought you flowers when I had the chance I just made a play!
11:49
Should I give you all my words? Can you pick me real quick for the one time? Oh, wanky, whatever!
Should I give you all my words? Can you pick me real quick for the one time? Oh, wanky, whatever!
11:56
Thank you, everybody! I actually have a boner.
Thank you, everybody! I actually have a boner.
12:04
I'm here to tell you that I have a raging boner.
I'm here to tell you that I have a raging boner.
12:09
Um, your recycler is pretty loaded. I'm not gonna lie. Your recycler is pretty loaded.
Um, your recycler is pretty loaded. I'm not gonna lie. Your recycler is pretty loaded.
12:15
I didn't take any of your voluptuous loot. Howdy.
I didn't take any of your voluptuous loot. Howdy.
12:22
Thank you for not taking it with your big boner. Why are you so good at that voice? Use of practice.
Thank you for not taking it with your big boner. Why are you so good at that voice? Use of practice.
12:28
What's going on, Tubby? Did you get your base back? I built a new one. It's mine with the windmills. Wait, what?
What's going on, Tubby? Did you get your base back? I built a new one. It's mine with the windmills. Wait, what?
12:35
No, it's not. Oh, that's yours? That is not your base. It is my base. Wait, you've built a giant base.
No, it's not. Oh, that's yours? That is not your base. It is my base. Wait, you've built a giant base.
12:41
I'm the earliest morter, mate. Can you make it so the turrets don't kill us? Oh, oh, all for everyone but Stoney.
I'm the earliest morter, mate. Can you make it so the turrets don't kill us? Oh, oh, all for everyone but Stoney.
12:48
What did Stoney do? They've been fighting since the start of the wipe. They just keep killing each other.
What did Stoney do? They've been fighting since the start of the wipe. They just keep killing each other.
12:54
Who's fighting me? Is that the Stoney? Oi! Oi! He's fighting me! Oh, look out, look out!
Who's fighting me? Is that the Stoney? Oi! Oi! He's fighting me! Oh, look out, look out!
13:03
Oh, fuck, I kind of want to loot him. Look at all the rockets on him, what's he doing?
Oh, fuck, I kind of want to loot him. Look at all the rockets on him, what's he doing?
13:09
Grab it all and run. Come back here you animal.
Grab it all and run. Come back here you animal.
13:16
Are you f***ing serious? Stoney he's getting away. Are you f***ing serious? Come bring it back. Seriously.
Are you f***ing serious? Stoney he's getting away. Are you f***ing serious? Come bring it back. Seriously.
13:23
Wayne's got it. I'm not f***ing stupid. I don't have anything. Wayne bring it here. I seen you take off with the launcher brother.
Wayne's got it. I'm not f***ing stupid. I don't have anything. Wayne bring it here. I seen you take off with the launcher brother.
13:30
Don't be a f***ing head. What? Oh it was you? I seen you take off with me f***ing shit. Bring it back.
Don't be a f***ing head. What? Oh it was you? I seen you take off with me f***ing shit. Bring it back.
13:37
I swear to f***ing god. I swear to f***ing god. Bring it back. I've seen you run off with it cause I've got a bag nearby, bring it back you f***head.
I swear to f***ing god. I swear to f***ing god. Bring it back. I've seen you run off with it cause I've got a bag nearby, bring it back you f***head.
13:44
That wasn't me. It was f***ing you, bring it back you f***wit. There's no need for it.
That wasn't me. It was f***ing you, bring it back you f***wit. There's no need for it.
13:49
I've seen you with a launcher on your f***ing back. You're pulling me f***ing dick, bring it back.
I've seen you with a launcher on your f***ing back. You're pulling me f***ing dick, bring it back.
13:55
I have nothing to do with this, I'm not pulling anyone's dick. The lie detective determined that was a lie. Oh f***ing shit. Woah.
I have nothing to do with this, I'm not pulling anyone's dick. The lie detective determined that was a lie. Oh f***ing shit. Woah.
14:04
I feel bad that you lost that stuff. Do you think I'm stupid brother? Careful. Who's the turrets of these? Tubby's, isn't it? Yeah, it's tubbies.
I feel bad that you lost that stuff. Do you think I'm stupid brother? Careful. Who's the turrets of these? Tubby's, isn't it? Yeah, it's tubbies.
14:12
Can you orth stony on them, maybe? Oh. Oh my god. Holy shit. See?
Can you orth stony on them, maybe? Oh. Oh my god. Holy shit. See?
14:20
Exactly fucking right, you sweaty. What do you fucking do? I took that because you're shooting at us. You're a fucking dog, Wanking.
Exactly fucking right, you sweaty. What do you fucking do? I took that because you're shooting at us. You're a fucking dog, Wanking.
14:28
You took my fucking shit spread out my body. That's when good neighbors become
You took my fucking shit spread out my body. That's when good neighbors become
14:37
good friend would you steal
good friend would you steal
14:40
from me way I didn't steal anything I
from me way I didn't steal anything I
14:43
took the tummy cuz what did you lose Tony what would you have on you when you died I
took the tummy cuz what did you lose Tony what would you have on you when you died I
14:53
don't play in games tub is been all on all can I been a spastic same as why me I'm not a spastic.
don't play in games tub is been all on all can I been a spastic same as why me I'm not a spastic.
15:03
That cunt hates me. He felt bad. That cunt hates me. That cunt hates me. As much as he hates you, no no no no no no.
That cunt hates me. He felt bad. That cunt hates me. That cunt hates me. As much as he hates you, no no no no no no.
15:08
This is going south really quickly. He's talking to me about you. And he really loves you.
This is going south really quickly. He's talking to me about you. And he really loves you.
15:15
Um, might have to put a massive wall up in between you. Yeah.
Um, might have to put a massive wall up in between you. Yeah.
15:20
Maybe a wall's a good idea, then you never have to talk to each other ever again. What do you do when half the members of a group hate the other half?
Maybe a wall's a good idea, then you never have to talk to each other ever again. What do you do when half the members of a group hate the other half?
15:27
Stoney, I got you a present. It has your name on it Okay, I want in age quite so well It's not safe.
Stoney, I got you a present. It has your name on it Okay, I want in age quite so well It's not safe.
15:39
Are they killing at the top of the HP launcher? It's looking at the window Oh my god.
Are they killing at the top of the HP launcher? It's looking at the window Oh my god.
15:57
Oh my god. Okay, so at this point, the entire neighborhood just started killing each other.
Oh my god. Okay, so at this point, the entire neighborhood just started killing each other.
16:02
So I decided it was time to move my base and go back to playing solo. Fucking rat.
So I decided it was time to move my base and go back to playing solo. Fucking rat.
16:13
Oh yeah, yeah bro, shoot me, shoot me, not the time you keep shooting at you, you fucking g-card.
Oh yeah, yeah bro, shoot me, shoot me, not the time you keep shooting at you, you fucking g-card.
16:17
You're fucking stupid bro, genuinely, you're the stupidest fucking person ever.
You're fucking stupid bro, genuinely, you're the stupidest fucking person ever.
16:22
Try to kill me with a rock, you moron.
Try to kill me with a rock, you moron.
16:40
Not today. Yeah, you can't hit no shots! Come here! Come here! Let's get him! Let's get him!
Not today. Yeah, you can't hit no shots! Come here! Come here! Let's get him! Let's get him!
16:46
Oh let's get him! Get his ass! Let's get him! Let's get him! Oh let's get him!
Oh let's get him! Get his ass! Let's get him! Let's get him! Oh let's get him!
16:51
You're actually ugly kid, like no one likes him! Oh let's get him! Let's get him! You're actually ugly!
You're actually ugly kid, like no one likes him! Oh let's get him! Let's get him! You're actually ugly!
16:58
I love that. You're actually ugly bro! the annoying thing is having to take this grenade out every time we come back to base
I love that. You're actually ugly bro! the annoying thing is having to take this grenade out every time we come back to base
17:07
thanks bro you're the best
thanks bro you're the best
17:12
yo you're to go bro
yo you're to go bro
17:19
oh my god that's so annoying you're to go you're to go
oh my god that's so annoying you're to go you're to go
17:38
You're so scared, bro. Oh my god. Such a droid.
You're so scared, bro. Oh my god. Such a droid.
17:47
Dude, these Americans are killing me. Like what?
Dude, these Americans are killing me. Like what?
17:58
Yo! You're actually such a droid! What are you doing?
Yo! You're actually such a droid! What are you doing?
18:04
This is how you spend your day, bro. It's in an awesome gas station. Yo. Nah.
This is how you spend your day, bro. It's in an awesome gas station. Yo. Nah.
18:11
Dude does not like it when people come to recycle. You're actually such a droid! Oh. Wait what the- how many favor did I get?
Dude does not like it when people come to recycle. You're actually such a droid! Oh. Wait what the- how many favor did I get?
18:40
OY HUGE! Homelander done killed me one-
OY HUGE! Homelander done killed me one-
18:53
Hey, there's this guy that lives here his name is John Sweetcorn. He killed me and my team bro.
Hey, there's this guy that lives here his name is John Sweetcorn. He killed me and my team bro.
18:59
He's two doors deep to PC.
He's two doors deep to PC.
19:04
I don't know if that's in the new pools too. Raid this guy. Send me in there bro.
I don't know if that's in the new pools too. Raid this guy. Send me in there bro.
19:12
Yo
Yo
19:29
chill bro chill the fuck out He killed me and my team bro
chill bro chill the fuck out He killed me and my team bro
19:36
Yo, could be so pussy bro I'm not jumping up there bro The second I jump up there You're gonna kill me bro, I know this.
Yo, could be so pussy bro I'm not jumping up there bro The second I jump up there You're gonna kill me bro, I know this.
19:43
I'm not a restart. The law detective determined that was a lie. My grenade takes like five seconds to blow up in your fucking face.
I'm not a restart. The law detective determined that was a lie. My grenade takes like five seconds to blow up in your fucking face.
19:52
No, I don't really know. You didn't win, pussy. Ha ha ha. They're up.
No, I don't really know. You didn't win, pussy. Ha ha ha. They're up.
20:12
now leave
now leave
20:17
me alone you
me alone you
20:20
didn't win bro you didn't win bro you didn't win Just letting you know what's about to happen.
didn't win bro you didn't win bro you didn't win Just letting you know what's about to happen.
20:34
You didn't win bro. I got rid of him. Alright.
You didn't win bro. I got rid of him. Alright.
20:39
I don't think the tripwire grenade thing is going to work anymore. But honestly it's just a massive hindrance.
I don't think the tripwire grenade thing is going to work anymore. But honestly it's just a massive hindrance.
20:45
So let's just make a shotgun trap to cover the entrance. Because way too many people are sneaking in here.
So let's just make a shotgun trap to cover the entrance. Because way too many people are sneaking in here.
20:52
I'm pretty sure they live in that base right there. Ow.
I'm pretty sure they live in that base right there. Ow.
21:01
You didn't win pussy. Oh there's so many of them in that group. We're gonna need more grenades. Fight.
You didn't win pussy. Oh there's so many of them in that group. We're gonna need more grenades. Fight.
21:34
Ah ha pussy, ah ha we got your loot, I don't give a fuck you can kill me as many times bitch. What?
Ah ha pussy, ah ha we got your loot, I don't give a fuck you can kill me as many times bitch. What?
21:40
You haven't won by the way bro. Yeah yeah yeah keep losing keep losing.
You haven't won by the way bro. Yeah yeah yeah keep losing keep losing.
21:53
This is take like a ladder and a shotgun.
This is take like a ladder and a shotgun.
21:59
Why
Why
22:15
do we pull my stupid? Ahaha pussy!
do we pull my stupid? Ahaha pussy!
22:28
Alright, it sounds like they're leaving with their mini.
Alright, it sounds like they're leaving with their mini.
23:03
Oh fucking hell. There's still so many of them. Oh, really?
Oh fucking hell. There's still so many of them. Oh, really?
23:10
Sounds like there's only one of them in there.
Sounds like there's only one of them in there.
23:20
Yo, can we just fucking talk this out, bro? You're dick-eating on my roof, nigga. Yo, pick me up.
Yo, can we just fucking talk this out, bro? You're dick-eating on my roof, nigga. Yo, pick me up.
23:26
Let's talk this out. Pick up whatever I have on me. Alright, well we know who the base bitch is. I wonder who that could be.
Let's talk this out. Pick up whatever I have on me. Alright, well we know who the base bitch is. I wonder who that could be.
23:50
Got your loot. I don't give a... Come back out here again, bitch.
Got your loot. I don't give a... Come back out here again, bitch.
23:56
I'm fucking, yo, bite me with fist. Fist, motherfucker. Fist. Fist, motherfucker.
I'm fucking, yo, bite me with fist. Fist, motherfucker. Fist. Fist, motherfucker.
24:02
Hey, man, how does it feel to get beat? So easily, too. You did it on Batman, by the way.
Hey, man, how does it feel to get beat? So easily, too. You did it on Batman, by the way.
24:09
How about you shut the fuck up? Alright, well, obviously, I'm Australian.
How about you shut the fuck up? Alright, well, obviously, I'm Australian.
24:16
They're American, which means the time zone might actually work in my favor here. I've got a feeling they're going to have to go to bed soon.
They're American, which means the time zone might actually work in my favor here. I've got a feeling they're going to have to go to bed soon.
24:29
Oh my god, it's him. The base bitch. Alright, I think we need to change things up for a little bit. Let's go to a different clan compound.
Oh my god, it's him. The base bitch. Alright, I think we need to change things up for a little bit. Let's go to a different clan compound.
25:02
I've just trapped myself. Of all the places this fucking Thompson could have fallen. I shouldn't have jumped down here.
I've just trapped myself. Of all the places this fucking Thompson could have fallen. I shouldn't have jumped down here.
25:24
Hey you're stuck in there fuckface man. Yeah no shit. He's clamming in your windows.
Hey you're stuck in there fuckface man. Yeah no shit. He's clamming in your windows.
25:42
Let me in now and it can be nice.
Let me in now and it can be nice.
25:48
Okay I'm just like casually in that bass. Hey you're stuck in there fuckface.
Okay I'm just like casually in that bass. Hey you're stuck in there fuckface.
26:13
Oh my
Oh my
26:28
god. Oh my god. I'm just gonna keep milking this kid.
god. Oh my god. I'm just gonna keep milking this kid.
26:40
Bro please, doesn't loot me please don't. This is my loot, don't kill me please bro.
Bro please, doesn't loot me please don't. This is my loot, don't kill me please bro.
26:47
Don't kill me. How'd that work out for you?
Don't kill me. How'd that work out for you?
26:53
I'm back for your milking session. Oh shit, the lads.
I'm back for your milking session. Oh shit, the lads.
27:04
Oh god. They all live here. Oh my god. I've just been killing the base, bitch.
Oh god. They all live here. Oh my god. I've just been killing the base, bitch.
27:10
Yo, I see you above our base, you diddy fuck. Get the fuck off my base.
Yo, I see you above our base, you diddy fuck. Get the fuck off my base.
27:24
That was fun while it lasted. So it was around this stage that I was thinking to myself that if I was serious about raiding my clan neighbours, I'd probably need way more gunpowder.
That was fun while it lasted. So it was around this stage that I was thinking to myself that if I was serious about raiding my clan neighbours, I'd probably need way more gunpowder.
27:31
So I decided to ask Goob along to help me farm up some sulfur, because for some reason that's like the only part Rusty enjoys.
So I decided to ask Goob along to help me farm up some sulfur, because for some reason that's like the only part Rusty enjoys.
27:37
For real though, this is like the only reason I play this game, to farm. Yes, yes!
For real though, this is like the only reason I play this game, to farm. Yes, yes!
27:44
Have you seen them at all? I think they might actually be offline.
Have you seen them at all? I think they might actually be offline.
27:48
Someone threw an axe at me while I was building, but I don't think that was them. No, they got like AKs and shit.
Someone threw an axe at me while I was building, but I don't think that was them. No, they got like AKs and shit.
27:55
I mean, I have so much gunpowder. So I was already farming a shit ton and now Scoob has helped me out.
I mean, I have so much gunpowder. So I was already farming a shit ton and now Scoob has helped me out.
28:00
I might destroy one door and see if they come running. We're about to find out. If they're around.
I might destroy one door and see if they come running. We're about to find out. If they're around.
28:14
I mean, you can just destroy this wood platform and then go through that way. I think that's the best way to do it. Yeah, you want me to do that? I'll get out.
I mean, you can just destroy this wood platform and then go through that way. I think that's the best way to do it. Yeah, you want me to do that? I'll get out.
28:21
Yeah, yeah. I'll bring back some stuff for you to use in this thing. How many satchels is it for a garage door? It's a lot, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah. I'll bring back some stuff for you to use in this thing. How many satchels is it for a garage door? It's a lot, isn't it?
28:28
Haven't done this in years. Kind of forgotten everything there is to know about raiding. Alright, sort of just winged it. How many of these can I make?
Haven't done this in years. Kind of forgotten everything there is to know about raiding. Alright, sort of just winged it. How many of these can I make?
28:34
Oh, perfect. Just got heaps of gunpowder left over as well. Gone to bed, have we boys?
Oh, perfect. Just got heaps of gunpowder left over as well. Gone to bed, have we boys?
28:42
I was wondering what would break first. My back or my penis?
I was wondering what would break first. My back or my penis?
28:57
Oh, hello boys! You didn't win, pussy. Oi oi oi oi!
Oh, hello boys! You didn't win, pussy. Oi oi oi oi!
29:11
Oh, is this all their loot? Oh, hello boys.
Oh, is this all their loot? Oh, hello boys.
29:24
Oh Alright big, it's just one door left.
Oh Alright big, it's just one door left.
29:33
I got plenty of their stuff to get through it Yeah, that'd be the TC room and probably have the comps and materials. Alright, fuck it. We're going in.
I got plenty of their stuff to get through it Yeah, that'd be the TC room and probably have the comps and materials. Alright, fuck it. We're going in.
29:51
Oh my god, you weren't wrong about the components. Oh, there's more boxes?
Oh my god, you weren't wrong about the components. Oh, there's more boxes?
30:00
Wait, what? I was just kind of doing that for the memes. I didn't think there's more shit in here. Well, scuba. I couldn't have done it without you.
Wait, what? I was just kind of doing that for the memes. I didn't think there's more shit in here. Well, scuba. I couldn't have done it without you.
30:07
You farmed like 80,000 sulfur. This is like the one time that I actually enjoy Rasa. When you can just shit on a clan.
You farmed like 80,000 sulfur. This is like the one time that I actually enjoy Rasa. When you can just shit on a clan.
30:14
Which isn't very often, but I'll take it. Yeah, I guess I'll take this stuff back to base, I guess. You know what, I probably don't even need to take this back to base.
Which isn't very often, but I'll take it. Yeah, I guess I'll take this stuff back to base, I guess. You know what, I probably don't even need to take this back to base.
30:21
Like, who gives a fuck? I reckon we give it to some little boy. There's got to be a kid around here somewhere. Looking for boy.
Like, who gives a fuck? I reckon we give it to some little boy. There's got to be a kid around here somewhere. Looking for boy.
30:28
Looking for small child. Frail little boy. Hey, Mr. John Sleephorn. How you doing Mr. John Sweetcorn?
Looking for small child. Frail little boy. Hey, Mr. John Sleephorn. How you doing Mr. John Sweetcorn?
30:36
I'm good bro. Hey, you want a base for some loot? How's your day? Um, not gonna lie, yeah. I just found it. I just started this wipe and I'm trying to see what's going on.
I'm good bro. Hey, you want a base for some loot? How's your day? Um, not gonna lie, yeah. I just found it. I just started this wipe and I'm trying to see what's going on.
30:43
Oh, perfect. Alright, come over here bro. Alright, this is all yours. 7854. Alright, this is nice.
Oh, perfect. Alright, come over here bro. Alright, this is all yours. 7854. Alright, this is nice.
30:50
Well, um, I feel really blessed today. Thank you. It's alright bro, have a good day alright?
Well, um, I feel really blessed today. Thank you. It's alright bro, have a good day alright?
30:56
Hey, y'all just gave that guy a base, right? Yeah, yeah. Do you know it? Yeah, that was a nice thing to do.
Hey, y'all just gave that guy a base, right? Yeah, yeah. Do you know it? Yeah, that was a nice thing to do.
31:03
Y'all are some great people. You know, I try my hardest to be as good as people like y'all. Oh, shit. Well, maybe you are as good as people like y'all.
Y'all are some great people. You know, I try my hardest to be as good as people like y'all. Oh, shit. Well, maybe you are as good as people like y'all.
31:10
You seem like a nice guy. I try and treat people the best I can in this game. You know, you don't find that often in this kind of game.
You seem like a nice guy. I try and treat people the best I can in this game. You know, you don't find that often in this kind of game.
31:17
No, you really don't. It's a shame you don't see more of it. You want this base? It's full of loot as well. This base? You sure?
No, you really don't. It's a shame you don't see more of it. You want this base? It's full of loot as well. This base? You sure?
31:25
Yeah, it's a bit of a weird design. It's got an interesting layout. But it's unique. I haven't seen nothing like it before.
Yeah, it's a bit of a weird design. It's got an interesting layout. But it's unique. I haven't seen nothing like it before.
31:32
Oh, you're a nice guy to say so Sabrina Carpenter from the Bronx. Thank you John sweet corn.
Oh, you're a nice guy to say so Sabrina Carpenter from the Bronx. Thank you John sweet corn.
31:37
Y'all have a great wife Yeah, you too Sabrina. Have a great wife. Have a lovely day. Thank you.
Y'all have a great wife Yeah, you too Sabrina. Have a great wife. Have a lovely day. Thank you.
31:43
You too John sweet corn and scuba scuba Can I be honest with you?
You too John sweet corn and scuba scuba Can I be honest with you?
31:46
I thought giving those bases to people would make me feel good But it's kind of just pissed me off
I thought giving those bases to people would make me feel good But it's kind of just pissed me off
31:52
Like people being happy with something I did You know, it's just not a good feeling, you know You meant to betray them man.
Like people being happy with something I did You know, it's just not a good feeling, you know You meant to betray them man.
32:02
Scuba, how do you feel about dying in a fiery crash? Oh, uh...
Scuba, how do you feel about dying in a fiery crash? Oh, uh...
32:14
Hey man, are you home? Yeah! How's it going?
Hey man, are you home? Yeah! How's it going?
32:20
Hey, we have another base completely full of loot that we raided before if you want it. We can fly you to it if you like.
Hey, we have another base completely full of loot that we raided before if you want it. We can fly you to it if you like.
32:27
Sure, Sabrina Carpenter from the Bronx here. Yeah, I've known this dude this was 4th grade, and now we're like 11th grade, so yeah, that's neat.
Sure, Sabrina Carpenter from the Bronx here. Yeah, I've known this dude this was 4th grade, and now we're like 11th grade, so yeah, that's neat.
32:34
Hell yeah, boys, we're gonna take you to some more loot. Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, boys, we're gonna take you to some more loot. Hell yeah.
32:41
Y'all are some great people. You know, I try my hardest to be as good as people like y'all.
Y'all are some great people. You know, I try my hardest to be as good as people like y'all.
32:57
We're gonna scram! Perfect landing. Oh!
We're gonna scram! Perfect landing. Oh!
33:01
We play and follow the leader, hopefully y'all don't start swallowing wiener.
We play and follow the leader, hopefully y'all don't start swallowing wiener.
33:03
I did not care that my friend homosexual, I don't think you should care either.
I did not care that my friend homosexual, I don't think you should care either.