I HATE Rust Clans

Alright, my favorite time of the year has finally arrived and I'm not talking about Pride Month. I am very happy to announce that we have a brand new limited merch drop.

I've done fishing, camping and gaming related drops in the past and this time I really wanted something a little bit more out there.

Something that focused more on the designs and less on hidden inside jokes. Anyway, we have two designs to choose from. First, there's the Rim Reaper.

Better watch out! I'm the Rim Reaper! I think the Reaper himself looks great, but it just wouldn't be Stimpy merch if it wasn't somehow related to arseholes.

The second design is the Historia Deletus, a wizard using a spell to clear his search history, with a half-naked man being purged from the laptop.

Both designs are available in a hoodie and a t-shirt. Oh, and don't worry, these prices are in Australian dollars. The USD prices are significantly less.

Anyway, I hope you guys like the designs as much as I do. You'll get free shipping for all orders over $100, depending where in the world you live, And if you buy all four items, you'll get an extra 10% off.

This shop will run for just over two weeks like all the others, and then that's it. You won't be able to get it ever again. Okay, that's everything. On to the video.

Oh, it started off just like any other day in Rust. I had my fingers five inches deep inside my prostate doing a self-examination.

I haven't played this game for like three months. Here's the one.

Oh He's still got it.

He is still got it in fact your boy never lasted

Are you alright broskies what happened no Okay, Charlie he's helped me man.

Oh, thank you very much SIE! Hello, the f***er? Of course.

There she's made. Hello? Thanks boys!

Not today! Oh god!

Huh, well that was easy. Agri-Cog, we're gonna hope you already know.

Agri-Cog, Niggo, we gon' Nigga-mo.

Hello neighbor, is this Bob or Tom? Hello? What? Hello? Oh, hello.

Alright, are you friendly? Yes sir, yeah, I'm just building a little starter base. Alright, we'll leave you alone.

We'll be friends. Oh, thank you sir. We're building up over there. Well, nice to meet you Stoney. Yeah, likewise, John Sweetcorn. Well that was terrifying.

Mr. Sweetcorn, are you solo? Yeah, yeah, I'm playing by myself. Do you want to be on our team?

So we don't kill each other? Oh my god, you're scary. Yes please, yes please, can I join?

Thank you. There you go, mate. I'm just going to join my neighbours for now. Don't really feel like being killed by this three man over and over.

There's a compound by auto turret there. You like it rough don't you?

You like it in the gutter don't you? I am the alpha of alf- Oh!

The hell? Everyone's getting crammed around me. So many people around here.

I reckon I'm gonna be able to trap quite a few. Alright.

Hopefully it works. Who are they going to get me a snack? Hopefully it gets someone while I'm gone.

Alright, moment of truth. Oh, we got someone.

It works. Is it safe?

Go in yes, oh you got rid of the um the auto turret nice

Can you stop shooting at me bro? I'm trying to build I'm sorry, but you had an auto turret yeah

With you yeah, yeah, yeah, it's my missus. Who's the two fuckwits that were like camping now base earlier?