【治愈救赎🔥】他只是出门拿个快递的功夫，回来却发现家里的沙发上多了个奶团子！更离谱的是，她奶声奶气来了句：「窝的爸爸是皇帝呀…」他一开始还以为是谁家孩子走丢了，不料下一秒小奶团竟凭空消失了！Part1
0:00
我沒有在睡覺嗎？
Am I not sleeping?
0:08
聞起來好香啊
It smells so delicious
0:12
嘿嘿，好吃，好吃
Hey, hey, delicious, delicious
0:23
我吃飽了
I'm full
0:24
不能拿走
Can't take it away
0:25
你不能拿走不屬於你的東西。
You can't take what's not yours.
0:36
哦我的天，我沒有吃到豬腳飯
Oh my god, I didn't take a bite of pig's foot rice
0:39
八片西瓜
8 pieces of watermelon
0:40
只剩下兩個皮
Only two skins left
0:41
門鎖上了
The door is locked
0:42
這是誰做的？
Who did this?
0:44
小李，我有話要說你可能不會相信。
Xiao Li, there is something I say that you may not believe.
0:46
有人進了我的家。
Somebody came into my house.
0:47
吃了我一半的豬腳飯和兩片西瓜
Ate half of my pork knuckle rice and two pieces of watermelon
0:49
我現在該怎麼辦？
What should I do now?
0:49
洗漱一下然後睡覺
Wash up and sleep
0:51
我看到你也累了
I see you are tired too
0:52
我不是開玩笑。
I mean it.
0:53
我離開時門是鎖著的
The door was locked when I left
0:54
我回來時也帶了鑰匙來開它。
I also took the key to open it when I came back.
0:55
家裡什麼都沒有丟失
Nothing was lost at home
0:55
沒有東西可以吃
There's nothing to eat
0:56
我意思是三瓶啤酒不應該讓你這樣
I mean three beers shouldn't drink you like this
0:58
現在掛掉。
Hang up now.
1:00
這個孩子今天睡得太久了
This son slept too long today
1:02
他哭了之後
After he cried
1:03
您真的沒有給他任何食物，殿下
You really didn't give him anything to eat, Your Highness
1:05
僕人遵從指示
The servant obeys the instructions
1:07
永遠不要餵食殿下
Never feed His Highness
1:08
我只是哄自己喝了一碗水
I only coaxed myself to drink a bowl of water
1:10
昨晚？
Last night?
1:11
奴隸們在外廳守了半步，從未離開
The slaves have been guarding the outer hall for half a step and never left
1:14
自己看看她嘴上粘著什麼
See for yourself what's glued to her mouth
1:17
我真的不知道
I really don't know
1:19
玉書在我身邊已經很多年了
Yushu has been by my side for many years
1:21
永遠不要敢於欺騙
Never dare to deceive
1:22
慈兒的臉怎麼了？
What happened to Ci'er's face?
1:24
先生，醒醒。該起床了
Sir, wake up. Time to get up
1:27
先生，醒醒
Sir, wake up
1:28
該吃飯了
It's time to eat
1:30
去畫畫
Go paint
1:32
子子告訴我姐姐
Zizi told my sister
1:33
你昨晚是不是偷偷吃了什麼？
Did you secretly eat something last night?
1:35
嘿，嘿。
Hey, hey.
1:36
好吧，我自己吃
Well, I eat it myself
1:37
肉很好吃
The meat is delicious
1:39
納粹
Nazi
1:40
告訴我姐姐在哪裡吃這些美食
Tell my sister where to eat these delicious food
1:43
在一隻大黃雞裡
In a big yellow chicken
1:44
在一個大房子裡，是吧？
In a big house, right?
1:46
好的
OK
1:48
我不知道。
I don't know.
1:51
先拿上腰帶，洗澡換衣服
Take the belt first, wash and change clothes
1:53
這是柿子
It's persimmon
1:55
喝一口湯暖暖肚子
Take a sip of soup to warm your stomach
1:58
西子不想再吃了
Xizi doesn't want to eat anymore
2:00
柿子不是說他餓了嗎？
Didn't Persimmon say he was hungry?
2:01
為什麼只喝了一口就不吃了？
Why don't you eat it after just one sip?
2:03
這不好。
This is not good.
2:06
吃蛋糕好嗎？
Is it good to eat a cake?
2:07
這是獅子最喜歡的食物。
This was the lion's favorite food.
2:09
這個味道也不好
This doesn't taste good either
2:11
獅子說的話
What the lion said
2:12
是你昨晚在大房子裡吃的肉嗎？
Is it the meat you ate in the big house last night?
2:15
嗯，那就是肉。
Well, that's the meat.
2:17
你現在記得了嗎？
Do you remember now?
2:19
那個大房子在哪裡？
Where is that big house?
2:23
啊！
Ah!
2:26
你好，先生。
Hello, sir.
2:27
這是你的外賣
Here's your takeout
2:34
哦。
Oh.
2:34
這裡發生了什麼事？
What's going on here?
2:36
門關上了。
The door was closed.
2:37
這個孩子從哪裡來的？
Where did this kid come from?
2:39
小郎君，你是誰？
Xiao Langjun, who are you?
2:43
你會被一個玩偶嚇到。
You can be scared by a doll.
2:45
順便說一下，這個小玩偶真可愛。
By the way, this little doll is so cute
2:48
小朋友，你是誰？
Little friend, who are you?
2:49
你是怎麼來我家的？
How did you get to my house?
2:51
你叫什麼名字？
What's your name?
2:53
我叫小西姬。
My name is Xiao Xiji.
2:55
你叫什麼名字？
What's your name?
2:56
我聽不懂。
I beg your pardon.
2:56
我叫四姬。
My name is Siji
2:58
你的名字是四。
Your name is four
2:59
四或四都不是我自己的。
Four or four are not my own.
3:04
完全的溝通障礙。
Complete communication barrier
3:05
我也不懂CET 10。
I don't understand CET 10 either.
3:07
你想吃這根香蕉嗎？
Do you want to eat this banana?
3:10
嘿。
Heh.
3:11
那就過來吧。
Then come here.
3:12
我去給你拿餐具。
I'll get you cutlery
3:12
謝謝你，郎君。
Thank you, Langjun
3:14
小郎君，你叫我什麼？
Xiao Langjun, what did you call me?
3:16
西西小郎君。
Nishi Xiaolangjun
3:18
聽起來真老土。
It sounds so old-fashioned
3:20
這個小寶寶是從哪裡來的？
Where did this little baby come from?
3:22
你能用這個嗎？
Can you use this?
3:23
我不知道。
I don't know.
3:25
嘿。
Heh.
3:29
哦，為什麼我不餵你呢？
Oh, why don't I feed you?
3:32
好吧，謝謝你，Najun
Well, thank you, Najun
3:35
美味
delicious
3:36
好的
OK
3:38
我吃飽了
I'm full
3:40
這顯然是一個可愛的小寶寶
This is clearly a hot little baby
3:42
我之前真的嚇到自己了
I really scared myself before
3:44
那鍋肉也很好吃
That pot meat is also delicious
3:46
那鍋紅蛋也很好吃
And that pot of red eggs is also delicious
3:49
你吃過這些東西嗎？
Did you eat these things?
3:51
嗯，嗯嗯
Hmm na na
3:53
我吃了一點
I ate a little
3:54
奇奇，再想想
Qiji, think again
3:56
你知道你父母的名字嗎？
Do you know your parents' names?
3:58
我的名字是四季
My name is Siji
4:00
你知道你的父母是誰嗎？
Do you know who your parents are?
4:03
我一點也不明白。
I don't understand a little bit.
4:05
那祖父母呢？
What about grandparents?
4:06
你知道你的祖父母是誰嗎？
Do you know who your grandparents are?
4:07
我還是不明白。
I still don't understand.
4:08
好傢伙，問了三個問題卻不知道
Good guy, ask three questions and don't know
4:11
這真的算是時光旅行嗎？
Is it really a time travel?
4:12
這太離譜了。
This is outrageous.
4:13
那你告訴你的兄弟
Then you tell your brother
4:14
你來這裡之前和誰在一起？
Who were you with before you came here?
4:17
我知道。
I know.
4:18
說出來。
Say it
4:19
和誰在一起？
With whom?
4:20
海鷗姐姐
Sister Seagull
4:21
姐姐，姐姐就是姐姐。
Sister, sister is sister.
4:23
對吧？
Right?
4:24
那你知道我姐姐的名字嗎？
Then do you know what my sister's name is?
4:26
我姐姐叫你姐夫。
My sister calls you brother-in-law
4:28
好人，每個部門有多少人？
Good guy, how many are in each department?
4:30
你的內部英語聽力測試太難了。
Your internal English listening test is too difficult
4:32
你姐姐的名字是李妮嗎？
Is your sister's name Li Ni?
4:35
我還是不相信。
I still don't believe it.
4:36
返回你的內部部門。
Return your inner department
4:37
嘿，你知道你姐姐的電話號碼嗎？
Hey, do you know your sister's phone number?
4:40
我又不懂了。
I don't understand again
4:42
沒關係。沒關係。
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
4:44
小郎君，我想喝水。
Xiao Langjun, I want to drink water
4:46
喝水？
Drink water?
4:46
好，好，我幫你倒。
Okay, okay, I'll pour it for you.
4:49
好漂亮。
It's so pretty.
4:51
喝吧，別灑了。
Drink it, don't spill it
4:54
謝謝你，郎君。
Thank you, Langjun
4:55
這小男孩太有禮貌了。
This little boy is too polite
4:56
柔軟
soft
4:57
誰在讀完後不會心軟呢？
Who is not soft-hearted after reading it?
4:59
你還記得你來這裡之前在哪裡嗎？
Do you remember where you were before you came here?
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