Trevor Noah Calls Out FIFA After World Cup Controversy | What Now? WORLD CUP Bonus Episode

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这是《现在是什么？》与特雷弗·诺亚。欢迎收看。

This is What Now? with Trevor Noah. Well, welcome to it.

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世界杯的最后一周，感觉就像是我们生活的最后一周。

The final week of the World Cup and what feels like the final week of our lives.

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我必须说，这可能是我最不喜欢的世界杯部分。

I have to say this is probably my least favorite part of the World Cup. It's my least.

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是的，你知道，当你接近尾声时，我已经，我不知道你是否有同样的感觉，但我感到沮丧。

Yeah, you know, when you're turning towards the end, I already, I don't know that you're feeling the same thing, but I'm having the blues.

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就像，你知道，当你完成后，它就要结束了。

Like, you know, when you go on completion and then it's about to end

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还有两天，你就要回到正常的生活。

like two days away and you're like and i have to go back to my normal

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工作日，我得回到工作岗位。

work day i have to go back to the plantation it's

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就像一切都在从所有的快乐中消失。

just like a it's just like fading away from from all the joy

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渐渐消失，我几乎希望他们有一个呃，像

fading away i almost wish they had a um like

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他们应该有世界杯，然后重播或重新演绎一些我们没能看到的比赛，让我们知道。

a come down routine from the world cup they should have the world cup

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然后他们应该做的是重播或重新演绎一些我们没能看到的比赛，让我们知道我的意思，你不想一下子戒掉。是的，我们不能，就像美沙酮一样。

and then what they should do is they should replay or reinvent some of the matches that we didn't get to see just to let us you know what i mean you don't want to quit cold turkey Yeah, we can't Like Metadon

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是的，但对于世界杯，我是说，当你这么说的时候，我会接受。因为我上瘾了。

Yeah But for the World Cup I mean, when you put it that way, yeah I'll accept it Because I am addicted

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哦，好吧，我们能看到阿根廷对低水平的比赛吗？

But yeah, I wish they just had like a You know, let's have a few other games Could we see Brazil versus Spain maybe?

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哦，好吧我们可以看看阿根廷对低水平球队的比赛吗

Oh, okay Could we see Argentina versus Low

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赌注不高，但仍然是像你知道的为了好玩他们可以为哈兰德的浣熊比赛

stakes, but still Yeah, just like, you know You know, for fun For fun They can play for Haaland's raccoon

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是的，会的，兄弟，下周一会很艰难，因为你会回想起。

No, I'll tell you one thing That Monday Next Monday is going to be rough

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哦，我的天，有些人会说我们等不及下周一。

Yeah, it will be, man Next Monday is going to be rough Because you're going to be looking back

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天哪，有人说我们等不及下周一了

like oh my god there are people who are going like we can't wait for next monday

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他们可能是配偶，像是我们等不及要

they're probably spouses who are like we can't wait for

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下周一是的，家里每个人都在，是的

next monday yes everyone in the house yes

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谁没有电视可以看，是的，现在很兴奋可以看了

who didn't have access to the tv yes is now excited access

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对他们自己的家庭成员感到兴奋，他们上瘾，一直在思考

to their own family member who is addicted who has been thinking

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哈兰德、梅西、凯恩、姆巴佩现在

harland messi kane mbappe now

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他们终于可以给孩子们关注了，终于可以了，我是说，这就是为什么，嗯，这就是因凡蒂诺提议扩展64个国家的原因

they can finally give the kids attention they can finally yeah i mean this is why um this is why infantino is uh proposing 64 expanding the world

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杯子我感觉我感觉像是 infantino 他的最终目标

cup i feel like i feel like infantino his end goal

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他的最终目标是将世界杯扩展到

his end goal is to expand the world cup to

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全年都在进行的程度，不，我认为要扩展

the point where it's just the whole year no i think to expand

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到每个人都在参加世界杯的程度

it to the point where it's the world cup where everyone

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在玩，是的，字面上就是因为他，他

is playing yes like literally because he he

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知道，我想我之前告诉过你，因凡蒂诺。

knows and i think i told you this before infantino

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可以说他既腐败又邪恶，像卡通人物一样，像一个非常邪恶的博士，但他知道自己掌握着控制权，他知道一旦球被踢出。

is both you could say corrupt and evil in a very cartoonish way like in a very doctor evil kind of way yeah but he knows he has a chock hold he knows once the ball is kicked.

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就像你可以抱怨和哀嚎，一旦球被踢出。是的，但我认为称他为恶棍是过于简化了。

Like you can complain and moan once the ball is kicked. Yeah, but I think to call him a villain is to simplify it too much.

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我不认为因凡蒂诺是恶棍。我认为他只是负责我们最爱的事情。

I don't think Infantino is a villain. I think he's just in charge of a thing that we love more than anything. Yes.

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就像任何组织一样，尤其是像跨国组织，有些方面我们会不同意。

And just like any organization, especially like a multinational organization, there's elements of it that we'll disagree with. Okay.

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但是我们谁能否认扩展的赛制对球迷更好，对世界杯更好，对世界更好？

But who of us can deny the expanded format was better for the fans, was better for the World Cup, and was better for the world?

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我会承认这一点。我们会承认我称他为恶棍的原因是因为他在利用我们所爱的东西，像博士一样。

I'll give it up to him. We'll give it up The reason I call him a villain is because he's using this thing that we love, like Dr.

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伊沃，他在利用它来实现他全球统治的梦想。这就是因凡蒂诺所做的。

Ivo, he's using it to achieve his dreams of global domination. That's what Infantinos is doing.

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而且每隔一段时间，他就会被证明是对的。就像，你无法争辩。我们曾对扩展抱怨得很厉害，记得吗？

And the thing is, every once in a while, he gets proven right. Like, you can't argue. We complained bitterly about the expansion, remember?

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是的，是的，是的。很多人这样做。好吧，非洲人可能没有那么多。是的，很多人这样做。也许小国没有那么多，因为我们想，哦，这是我们的机会，东京，进入比赛。

Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people do. Okay, Africans, maybe not as much. Yeah, a lot of people do. Maybe smaller nations, not as much, because we're like, oh, this is our chance, Tokyo, to get in.

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但大国真的抱怨了。然后看看发生了什么。他被证明是对的。

But the bigger countries really whined. And then look what happened. He has been proven right.

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如果因凡蒂诺再次扩展到64个国家，我认为会是

Again If Andino has gone And done it again If it's expanded To 64 nations I think it would be

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将没有第三名。是的，直接进入淘汰赛。是的，这会更高效。

There would be No third place Yes It would just be We'd

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直接进入淘汰赛是更有效的，但

just go Straight into knockouts Yes It would be more efficient Actually But

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会有更多的比赛，也会有更多的钱。这就是问题所在。这就是我称之为邪恶和腐败的原因，以一种卡通化的方式。好吧，但这不是吗？好吧，等等，让我们谈谈这个，稍等一下。

there would just Like be more games There would also be more money That's what But that's the thing That's why That's why I'm calling Evil and corrupt In a cartoonish way Okay but isn't this Okay but wait Let's talk about this For a second Okay

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这不是我们总是争论的事情吗？我们把它从足球中抽出来，好吧。我们在社会中常常争论的事情是，我们会说，我们想要让事情变得更可及。

Isn't this What we always argue about Let's take it out of football Okay Right The thing we'll often argue about in society Is we'll say We want to try and make things More accessible

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我们会问，为什么贫困社区没有更多的杂货店？为什么我们不给贫困儿童提供机会？等等等等。

We're like Why aren't there more grocery stores In poor neighborhoods And why don't we give poor children access And blah blah blah

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现在，这就是我们所说的。等一下，我脑海中突然闪过一个想法。继续。

Now Right This is the thing that we say No something has just come in my mind Go on

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不，因为当你谈到在贫困社区获得更多食物时，我开始想到乌干达、肯尼亚和坦桑尼亚。我心想，天哪，这些地方就像是食物沙漠，但足球。

No because when you talked about More access to food In poor neighborhoods I started thinking of Uganda And Kenya and Tanzania And I'm like Oh my god These are like food deserts But football

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这些地方就是足球沙漠。是的，因凡蒂诺说，我正在努力将更多足球带到英国。

These are football deserts Yes, and Infantino is like, I'm trying to bring more football to the UK.

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而我们在社会上总是争论的是，我们会说，我们必须带来。现在，很多人会说，那是慈善。来吧，让他们。

And what we always argue in society is we'll say, we've got to bring it. Now, a lot of people will say, that's charity. Come on, let them.

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