0:00

哦，我太嗨了，不适合在沙漠里和孩子们谈论骆驼。再见，印度。

Oh, I'm way too stoned to be in a desert talking to kids about camels. See you later. India.

0:05

这真的是一个又大又脏又臭的垃圾地方吗？我可不这么认为。

Is it really just a big, dirty, smelly sh**hole? Well, I don't think so.

0:10

但我觉得目前网上有一种运动，认为印度就是一个又大又脏又臭的垃圾地方，应该被删除，绝对不应该去那里。

But I feel like there's this movement online at the moment that India is just a big, dirty, smelly sh**hole and that it should be deleted and that you certainly shouldn't go there.

0:18

这让我心碎，因为虽然这个国家有时让我生气，但我仍然深深地爱着它。

And that breaks my heart because although this country infuriates me sometimes, I still love it. Deeply.

0:26

如果我让这些YouTuber和这些影响者以及这些评论试图说服我，认为印度只是一个又大又脏又臭的垃圾地方，而我没有来这里，我今天绝对不会是我。

And if I'd let these YouTubers and these influences and these comments try to convince me that India is just a big dirty smelly sh**hole and I didn't come here, I quite literally wouldn't be the person I am today.

0:36

所以在这段视频中，我将在五天内向你展示印度四个截然不同的面貌。

So in this one video over five days, I'll be showing you four vastly different sides of India.

0:42

不同的人，不同的文化，不同的食物，不同的风景。

Different people, different cultures, different food, different landscapes.

0:47

目的是向你展示印度不是一个又大又脏又臭的垃圾地方，你可以来这里，像我一样从中学习。

With the goal of showing you that India is not a big dirty smelly sh**hole and that you can come here and you can learn from it like I did.

0:55

请不要让我失望，印度。请不要让我失望。

Please don't let me down, India. Please don't let me down.

1:02

我带你去的第一个地方是我心中非常重要的地方。

and the first place i'm taking you to is somewhere very close to my heart

1:09

欢迎回到纳加兰。

welcome back to nagaland the

1:13

理由

reason

1:22

我想带你去纳加兰的原因不仅仅是因为那里是一个如此亲近的地方

why i wanted to take you to nagaland is not just because it's a place that's so close

1:25

对我来说，也因为它是

to my heart but also because it's

1:29

与印度的任何地方都不同

unlike not just unlike anywhere in india

1:32

它与世界上其他地方都不同，这是一个部落

it's unlike anywhere else in the world it's a tribal

1:35

州，位于印度东北角的最远处

state tucked right up in the far northeast corner of

1:38

这是我的第二个家，我每年都试着来这里一次

india it's my second home i tried to come here once a year

1:41

我世界上最好的朋友之一Renny在这里，我们现在要去见他，他将和我们一起参加我们的印度之旅，但你不能来Dashiro

one of my best friends in the world reny is here we're gonna go and meet him now and he'll be joining us on our big fat india trip but you can't come dashiro

1:52

不会吗？是的，先生，你好吗，兄弟？我好一点

wouldn't you yes sir how are you brother I'm a bit better

1:59

首先，这是Renny，你知道Renny，大家都知道Renny，Renny是我最好的朋友之一，他将和我们一起参加我们的印度之旅，Renny，今天我们要做什么？今天我们在

well first of all this is Renny you know Renny everyone knows Renny Renny's one of my best friends and he's going to be joining us on our big fat India trip Renny what are we doing today today we've been

2:10

养殖，养殖两头猪，你在养殖两头猪，是的，我妈妈

rearing rearing one two pigs you've been rearing two pigs yes my mum

2:14

所以今天我们要杀一头猪，是的，然后我们要卖一些肉，然后

so today we are going to kill the one pig yep and then we are going to sell some few meat and then

2:21

我们要举行盛宴。好吧，你要杀猪，我要杀猪。

We're gonna have a feast. Okay, you're gonna kill the pig you use I'm gonna kill the pig.

2:26

我要杀猪。好吧，好的

I'm gonna kill the pig Right, okay

2:31

我只想要这把枪。你只想要这把枪。是的，我不想杀猪。

With what I just want this gun for you. You just want this gun for me. Yeah, I don't want to kill a pig.

2:37

好的，我不想要这种类型的猪，它非常尘土飞扬，因为这是当地的，尤其是没有任何

Okay I don't want to this type of big it's It's it's very dusty because it's local it's especially without any

2:45

补充或其他地方的东西，大家都喜欢这种当地的东西。

Supplements or anything like that local local bogus preferred by everyone

2:50

所以如果你通知你的伴侣或者你的社区的人，大家都会蜂拥而至，因为这在各处都是石头。

So if you inform your plus ones or maybe your colony people, everybody will rush because this is stone-cated everywhere.

3:00

我真的不确定我对杀这只猪的感觉。

I'm really not sure how I feel about killing this pig.

3:06

这让我感到不舒服。

It doesn't make me comfortable.

3:10

但我认为旅行的一部分，来到这些社区并观察他们的生活方式，

but I think part of travel, part of coming to these communities and observing their way of life,

3:18

我认为重要的是要像他们一样去做。我将在视频的前两分钟失去所有的素食者。

I think it's important to do as they do. And I'm going to lose all of the vegans in the first two minutes of this video.

3:27

但我认为杀一只猪来供养你的社区，我认为这比去超市要好得多。

But I think killing a pig to provide for your community is, I think, is a lot better than going down to the supermarket

3:39

买一堆商店买的猪肉让我感到很沉重，但如果我连一只都杀不了，我又算什么呢？

buying a bunch of shop bought pork it sits very heavy with me but who would I be to sit here and eat pork if I can't even

3:50

如果我连一只都杀不了，我们怎么能做到这一点？

if I can't even kill one myself how are we going to do this

3:59

该死，过来，左，左，左，左。停，停，停，停，停，停，停，停。

fucking hell come here Left, left, left, left. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

4:05

哦不。没事，没事，没事。

Oh no. It's okay, it's okay. It's okay.

4:15

我们走吧。啊，我来了。好枪，好枪。好枪，Payan。

Let's go. Ah, I'm it. Good shot, good shot. Good shot, Payan.

4:46

你在哭吗？我试了一下，是的。为什么？因为这让我感到伤心。为什么？因为这是……

Are you crying? I tried a little bit, yeah. Why? Because it makes me sad. Why? Because it's...

4:55

这是他的妹妹。是的。兄妹。在每个地方，每个地区都有不同的传统。

This is his sister. Yeah. Brother and sister. In every places, in every area, there are different traditions.

5:02

所以这可能是我们生活方式的一部分。当然，当然。

So this is maybe a part of our lifestyle. Of course, of course.

5:07

有些人很少说话，通过人们谋生。

Some people rarely speak and earn their livelihood through people.

5:12

所以这对某些人来说是一种储蓄罐。储蓄罐？是的。你不能用储蓄罐这个词，Renny。

So this is kind of a piggy bank for some people. A piggy bank? Yes. You can't use the word piggy bank, Renny.

5:19

过来，Tashiro。做这件事并不容易，令人惊讶的是，

Come here, Tashiro. It wasn't an easy thing to do that, surprisingly,

5:29

考虑到我一生中吃肉的次数，但

considering the amount of times in my life I've eaten meat but

5:32

我们继续为社区提供许多

we move on we provide for the community many

5:39

今天会有人来，并从那只猪的生命中受益，这才是最重要的。

people will come today and will benefit off of the life of that pig and that's what's most important

5:45

现在我有一点射击的天赋，我想我接下来要射你，是的。

and now I've got a little bit of a knack for shooting things I think I'm going to shoot you next yeah

5:52

我接下来要射你，所以这是一个传统，访客会来。

I'm going to shoot you next shoot So

5:59

这是一个传统，访客会来。

it's a tradition that the visitor comes

6:06

访客应该处理这个。

The visitor should be handling this The

6:09

访客应该称量天平。好吧，多少岁了？

visitor should be weighing the scales Okay How

6:17

我多大了？

old am I?

6:22

我29岁，3月要30岁了。你挺老的。

I'm 29 I'm going to be 30 in March. You're pretty old.

6:30

我确实挺老的。你挺年轻的。我可以看看你的头发吗？你可以看看我的头发。

I am pretty old. You're pretty young. Can I see your hair? You can see my hair.

6:36

它开始掉了。你觉得我的头发怎么样？很好。你这么认为吗？是的。

It's starting to fall out. What do you think about my hair? It's good. Do you think so? Yeah.

6:43

有点恶心。其实，我昨晚第一次洗了它。我喜欢你的头发。

It's a bit gross. Actually, I washed it last night for the first time in a while. I like your hair.

6:51

谁的头发更好，我还是你？我想都是。

Who has better hair, me or you? I guess both.

6:56

我们不能都说自己的头发更好。3000。

We can't both have better hair. 3,000.

7:00

这就是它特别的地方。

That's how it's special.

7:06

然后告诉我关于这块猪肉的事。

And then tell me about this pork.

7:10

那么，很多时候我和你们一起吃猪肉时，都是浅炸猪肉。是的，是的。我们用油炸。但是这不是。

Now then, a lot of the time when I have pork with you guys, it's like shallow fried pork. Yeah, yeah. We fry it in oil. But this isn't.

7:17

这个是怎么做的？大多数外面的人习惯用油炸。但我们不使用油。这只是煮的。

How's this cooked? Mostly outside people used to fry in oil. But we don't use oil. This is boiled only.

7:25

只煮？带着血。这是猪血。那么这是在猪血里煮的吗？是的，是的。

Only boiled? With the blood. This is the pig's blood. So this is boiled in the pig's blood? Yeah, yeah.

7:32

好的，让我们尝一尝。你觉得第一口应该尝哪一块好？我觉得是的。那是一块肉吗？是的，那是一块好肉。

Okay, let's give it a taste. What do you think is a good piece to taste first? I think yes. Is that a meaty piece? Yes, that's a good piece.

7:44

强壮的条。好的。嘿，伙计们。走吧，走吧。

Strong bars. Okay. Hey, guys. Chalo, chalo.

7:52

在YouTube上订阅Renny Vlogs。谢谢，谢谢。在我来到纳加兰之前，我在越南，然后我在马来西亚过圣诞节，

Subscribe to Renny Vlogs on YouTube. Thank you, thank you. Before I came to Nagaland, I was in Vietnam, and then I was in Malaysia for Christmas,

8:03

然后我在果阿过新年夜。我在整个旅行中都能保持联系，使用的是Aerolo的亚洲区域eSIM。

and then I was in Goa for New Year's Eve. And I was able to stay connected throughout my entire trip by using an Asia Regional eSIM from Aerolo.

8:13

这个eSIM覆盖了亚洲18个国家，所以你不需要每次换国家时都获取新的eSIM。

This eSIM covers 18 countries across Asia, so you don't need to get a new eSIM every time you change countries.

8:19

Renny，你知道eSIM是怎么工作的吗？不，Vera，不。eSIM是你设备中预装的SIM卡，这意味着你不必担心在去一个你不懂语言的新国家时获取实体eSIM。

Renny, do you know how an eSIM works? No, Vera, no. eSIMs are pre-installed SIM cards in your device, which means you don't have to worry about getting a physical eSIM when you go to a new country where you don't speak the language.

8:30

好的。你觉得这听起来非常容易使用吗？是的，这非常简单，Vera。那么，它是怎么工作的？

Okay. Do you think that sounds extremely easy to use? Yes, that's very easy, Vera. So, how does it work?

8:37

你在旅行前从Aerolo获取eSIM，安装eSIM，抵达国家，激活它，然后你就立即连接了。

You get an eSIM from Aerolo before your trip, install the eSIM, land in the country, activate it, and you're immediately connected.

8:46

这简直太简单了。AeroLow在200多个目的地提供eSIM，他们甚至有区域eSIM，比如亚洲和欧洲，而我现在正在使用亚洲的。

It couldn't be much easier. AeroLow has eSIMs in over 200 destinations and they even have regional eSIMs like Asia and Europe and I'm using the Asia one right now.

8:58

所以如果你想要一个简单无忧的

So if you want an easy hassle-free

9:02

如果你想在旅行中轻松保持联系，请立即下载AeroLow

way to stay connected on your travels, download AeroLow now

9:05

使用我描述中的链接或屏幕上应该出现的二维码，你可以使用代码Mike，M-I-K，获得你的第一张eSIM三美元的折扣。

using the link in my description or the QR code which should be on screen about here and you will get three dollars off your first eSIM by using the code Mike, M-I-K.

9:15

嘿，大家好，你们好吗？让我们去看看在印度东北部的那加兰，1美元的理发能给你带来什么。

Hey guys, how are you? Let's go see what a $1 haircut gets you in North East India Nagaland.

9:25

谢谢，Giron。那是一个好的1美元理发，还是一个好的1美元理发加修胡子？

Thanks, Giron. Is that a good $1 haircut or is that a good $1 haircut and a beard trim?

9:32

如果你有一天来到瓦卡那加兰，来找我的朋友Giron在剃刀店。

If you ever find yourself in Wakanagaland, come and see my friend Giron at the Razor.

9:42

是的，兄弟们。是的，兄弟。

Yes, boys. Yes, brother.

9:52

所有的墓碑上都有基督教十字架。几千年来，那加兰是一个部落国家。

All of the gravestones have Christian crosses on them. For thousands and thousands of years, Naglan was a tribal state.

10:00

一些部落崇拜他们的祖先，一些部落崇拜月亮，一些部落崇拜太阳。他们是万物有灵论者。

Some of the tribes worshipped their ancestors. Some of the tribes worshipped the moon. Some of the tribes worshipped the sun. They were animists.

10:06

大约一百年前，一个名叫克拉克的美国基督教传教士来到离这里不远的一个村庄，传播耶稣的教义。

And then about 100 years ago, a man called Clark, American Christian missionary, arrived in a village not far from here and brought the word of Jesus.

10:17

他们多次试图杀死他，但他不仅成功地使那个村庄皈依，还使整个那加兰皈依。

They tried to kill him multiple times, but he managed to not only convert that village, but went on to convert the whole of Nagaland.

10:25

你知道在一百年内，这个地方是如何变化的

you know how can you how in a hundred years in a hundred years this

10:29

已经从一个完全部落化的状态转变过来

has gone from a totally and utterly tribal state

10:33

到

to the

10:36

我一生中去过的最基督教的地方，你认为是什么让那加兰

most christian place i've ever been in my entire life what do you think makes nagaland

10:39

独特的？是什么让它与印度其他地方和世界其他地方不同？

unique what makes it different to the rest of india and different

10:42

传统，我们的传统，我们的文化，我们的热情好客，还有很多地方

to the rest of the world tradition our tradition our culture our hospitality and there are so many places that are

10:51

尚待探索，所以是的，这里

yet to be explored so yes it's

10:54

根本没有为旅游而建，出行并不容易，这里

not built for tourism yet at all it's not easy to get around there's

10:58

没有很多公交系统，路况也不是很好，但

not many bus systems the roads aren't very good but

11:01

如果你想来一个地方，你可以真正地来

if you want to come somewhere you can genuinely come

11:04

并获得一次完全独特的体验，这里有成千上万

and have a totally unique experience there are thousands

11:07

个故事在这些山丘中，成千上万

of stories in these hills thousands

11:10

个故事在这些山丘中，我希望尽可能长时间地继续讲述它们，如果你回到我的YouTube频道，你会看到更多关于那加兰的故事。

of stories in these hills and uh i'd like to keep on telling them as for as long as i can if you go back on my youtube channel you'll see you'll see more stories about Nagaland.

11:21

他现在就像那加兰的向导。你好，Renny。好的。

He's like the guide of Nagaland now. Hello, Renny. Okay.

11:25

明天早上，我们将在每个意义上都去一个不同的地方。

Tomorrow morning, we'll be traveling somewhere different in every sense of the word.

11:31

现在，我要去给瑞尼的妈妈买一些肯德基，以感谢她帮我洗衣服。明天见，我们将去特立尼达。

Right now, I'm going to go and buy Renny's mum some KFC in return for her doing my washing. And I'll see you in the morning. We'll be going to Trinidad.

11:38

特立尼达。12

Trinidad. 12

12:06

第一天的旅行结束了，我意识到我可能对这个计划过于雄心勃勃，但我得去睡觉，明天见。

hour travel day number one of three completed and I realized I may have been way too ambitious with this plan but I'm gonna go to bed I'll see you in the morning

12:19

我将给你展示一些希望非常非常美丽的东西。

I'm going to show you something hopefully very very very beautiful

12:33

欢迎来到非常寒冷的斯利那加。

welcome to the very very cold Srinagar

12:37

克什米尔的心脏

the heart of Kashmir long

12:40

在现代边界存在之前，这片土地曾是印度教

before modern borders existed this land was home to Hindu

12:43

和佛教王国的家园，然后在1500年代，

and Buddhist kingdoms and then in the 1500s the

12:47

莫卧儿皇帝到达，他们爱上了这份美丽。

Mughal Emperor has arrived they fell in love with this beauty

12:50

他们建造了花园和建筑。

they built gardens architecture

12:53

以及塑造特里尼加尔今天的文化身份，然而你

and the cultural identity that

12:56

塑造了今天的特里尼加尔，但你我并不是来这里欣赏花园和房船的，我们来这里是为了一个非常具体的任务。

that shaped what Trinigarh is today however you

13:01

今天我将尝试到达地球上第二冷的有人居住的地方。

and I are not here for flower gardens and houseboats you and I are here for a very specific mission.

13:11

它叫德拉斯，温度比斯利那加要低得多，我已经冷得受不了。

Today I'm going to attempt to reach the second coldest inhabited place on earth.

13:19

所以昨天我到达了斯利那加，并请求了我的朋友阿尤布的帮助。我们只在这里待一天。

It's called Drass and it's considerably colder than Srinagar and I'm already freezing my balls off.

13:31

我们在克什米尔只有一天的时间，尽量多做一些事情，

So yesterday I arrived into Srinagar and I enlisted the help of my friend Ayub. We're only here for one day.

13:36

然后一路前往德拉斯，世界上第二冷的有人居住的地方。

We've only got one day in Kashmir to try to squeeze as much as we can out of

13:39

现在当我

it and head all the way to drass the second most the second

13:42

和阿尤布谈论这件事时，他说，先生，这是

coldest inhabited place in the world now when i

13:45

...

spoke to ayub about it he said sir it's

13:48

可能，我问为什么，他说现在是冬季最冷的时候，你为什么

not going to be possible i said why he said it's the dead of winter why are you

13:51

你认为到达德拉斯可能性不大？我告诉你，这条路是从斯利那加到德拉斯最崎岖的，德拉斯非常非常

why do you think it might not be possible to reach drass well i will tell you there are uh this is the most hilly road in shirinagar and drass is a very very

14:01

我想说是最古老的地方，就像你在你的博客中解释的那样。

I mean say oldest place as you explain this in your vlog.

14:06

所以这里有高山，积雪很多，非常非常困难，路边的积雪也非常非常高。

So it's high mountains and it has snow and it's very, very difficult and side snows are very, very high.

14:16

所以两辆车无法通过。所以这非常非常困难。应该有一辆带链条的车。

So the two vehicles cannot pass. So it's very, very difficult. There should be a vehicle which has a chain. Yeah.

14:22

所以现在我们要去索纳马拉，从那里我们试图到达那个地方，但这很困难。

And so now we are going, we're heading towards to Sonamara and from there we are trying to reach to the place, but it's difficult.

14:31

因为双向交通无法通行。一边的交通是单向的，另一边是另一侧的交通。

because both ways traffic can't go. So one way traffic is one sided and other day is the traffic on other side.

14:48

刚刚走出一个六公里长的隧道，索诺马克隧道。你从另一边出来，就像进入了一个不同的世界。

Literally just come out of a six kilometer tunnel, the Sonomaque tunnel. You come out the other side and it's like being in a different world.

14:54

一切都被雪覆盖了。他同意给我们一个价格吗？

Everything is just covered in snow. Did he agree on a price for us?

15:05

别担心。好吧。让事情...我不担心，我是的。我不担心，我的兄弟。

Don't worry. Okay. Let the things... I'm not worried, I am. I'm not worried, my brother.

15:11

所以听着，你想让我把你的电话号码、联系方式放在视频里吗？是的，请。你确定吗？101%。

So listen, you want me to put your phone number, contact number in the video? Yes, please. Are you sure? 101%.

15:18

好的，我想让你把他的联系方式放在视频里。如果有一百万人看到这个视频怎么办？

Okay, I want you to put his contact number in the video. What if one million people see the video?

15:23

我会很乐意接待他们。你会后悔这么说的，是吗？

I would love and I will serve them core up with my... No, you're going to regret saying that, are you?

15:28

因为一百万人可能会试图给你打电话。别担心。我会很乐意接待他们。这是荣幸和特权。

Because one million people might try to give you a phone call. Don't worry. I would love to take them. It's honor and privilege.

15:35

他们会看到克什米尔的梦想，我会向他们展示人间天堂。好的，兄弟。好的，我会的。我现在要握你的手。

And they will see dreams of Kashmir and I will show them paradise on earth. Okay, brother. Okay, I will. I'm going to shake your hand now.

15:42

我会把你的电话号码放在视频里。好的。但这不在我的控制之内，明白吗？

I will put your phone number in the video. Okay. But it's not up to... Now it's out of my control, okay?

15:49

你会收到很多很多的电话和信息。别担心。我会很乐意接待他们，你分享我的电子邮件地址。

You will receive many, many phone calls and messages. Don't worry. I would love to take them and you share my email address.

15:56

好的，我会把你的电子邮件地址放在描述里。任何想来看看克什米尔天堂的人，我都愿意为他们服务，因为迈克尔。

Okay, I'll put your email address in the description. And anybody wants to come see the paradise on Kashmir, I love to serve them because of Michael.

16:03

他真是个好人，我到目前为止真的很享受。他们玩得很开心。

He's such a wonderful person and good guy. I really enjoyed so far. They have a lot of fun.

16:09

他很快乐，尤其是他所说的词。裂缝。我喜欢这个裂缝。

He's a jolly, especially the word he's talking. Crack. I love the crack.

16:28

我喜欢这个裂缝。等一下，雷尼，这是你第一次看到雪吗？是的，是的。

I love the crack. Hang on a minute. Renny, this is your first time seeing snow. Yes, yes.

16:34

这是雷尼第一次看到雪。对。每次我看到雪。你碰过它吗？没有。不，不，这不是好雪。好的。这雪是糟糕的雪。

This is Renny's first time seeing snow. Right. Every time I see snow. Have you touched it yet? No. No, no, no, this is not good snow. Okay. This snow is shit snow.

16:42

为什么这雪？糟糕，这是一种糟糕的硬雪。我们要给你一些...第一...不，不，不，先不要碰它。好的。我们要给你一些好的...

Why is this snow? Shit, this is shit hard snow. We're going to get you some... The first... No, no, no, don't touch it yet. Okay. We're going to get you some nice...

16:50

我们要给你一些柔软、美丽、新鲜的山雪。好的。

We're going to get you some nice, soft, beautiful, fresh mountain snow. Okay.

16:53

我们要找一个小盒子，带回家给你的妈妈。肯定。好的。你不必在墙上买冰箱。

And we're going to get a little box and we're going to take it home to give to your mum. Surely. Okay. You don't have to buy a refrigerator on the wall.

17:02

你待在那里，先生，我来找你。我会尽量不滑倒把这个送给你。

You stay there sir, I come to you. I'm going to try to deliver this to you without slipping up.

17:08

哦，伙计，别在冰上滑倒。小心，小心，小心。谢谢你，先生。谢谢。欢迎，欢迎。非常欢迎。

Oh dude, without slipping up on the ice. Watch out, watch out, watch out. Thank you sir. Thank you. You're welcome, you're welcome. You're very welcome.

17:15

非常欢迎。好的，我回来的时候见你。

You're very welcome. Right, I'll see you when I get back.

17:22

我几小时后见你，好的？是的，保重，但请小心。发生了雪崩，路被封了。好的，兄弟。

I'll see you in a few hours, okay? Yeah, just take care and but watch out please. There's been an avalanche and the road is blocked. Okay brother.

17:28

好的。警方已经允许我们前往德雷斯。

Okay. The police have given us permission to make our way to Dress.

17:36

在我们只去那里，查看一下，不再进一步，然后再回来。

On terms that we just go there, we check it out, we don't go any further and we come back.

17:41

因为在这个时候，驾车穿行这些道路简直是一场噩梦。

Because it's a nightmare trying to navigate these roads during this time. I'm sure you'll see when we get there. Wow, look at this.

17:52

所以这就是我的意思。严格的路障，今天从这里到那里不允许车辆通行。

So this is what I mean. Strict roadblock. cars are not allowed to travel today from here to there

18:01

明天的交通往那边走，今天的交通往这边走。

tomorrow traffic goes that way today traffic goes this way

18:07

我们必须徒步穿越路障吗？

we have to cross the barricade on foot?

18:17

是的，步行，然后他会来接我们，好吧，通常我会搭便车，乘坐当地的公交车，但

yeah on foot and then he'll come and pick us up okay usually with my videos you know i'll be hitchhiking i'll be taking local buses but

18:27

因为我们时间非常紧迫，第一，我们时间非常紧迫

because we're so short on time number one we're so short on time

18:30

所以我想打车，安排一切

so i wanted to take taxis and kind of arrange everything i

18:33

我也想以一种对你来说真的可行的方式来做这件事

also wanted to do this in a way that's really possible for

18:36

你可能是一个不想搭便车的人，你可能是一个

you to do you might you might be someone that doesn't want to hitchhike you might be someone

18:39

不想乘坐当地公交的人，所以我只是想以一种对你来说非常可行的方式来做这件事，这就是为什么我们偷偷地穿越克什米尔的边界

that doesn't want to take local buses so i just wanted to to do this in a way that's so possible for you to do which is why we're sneakily walking across a border in Kashmir

18:53

我来自克什米尔，你只来自克什米尔吗？我来自我的手有点湿哦，克什米尔，你来自哪里？

I'm from Kashmir you're from Kashmir only? I'm from my my hands are a bit wet oh, Kashmir, where are you from?

18:58

来自英国伦敦，第一次来到克什米尔，我们一路走到德拉斯，德拉斯，真是走啊走，多久才能到？

from London, UK London, UK first time in Kashmir we're walking all the way to Dras Dras, fucking walking walking, how long will it take?

19:06

多少人？两个

how many person? two as

19:12

你可以看到这里有很多军事存在，这就是因为

you can see there's a lot of military presence here here and that's because

19:15

我们离巴基斯坦克什米尔的边界非常近，克什米尔实际上是一个有争议的地区，巴基斯坦认为它属于他们，印度认为它属于他们。

we're so so close to the border of pakistan kashmir kashmir is actually a contested area pakistan thinks it belongs to them india thinks it belongs to them

19:27

巴基斯坦和印度之间有着激烈的外交竞争，实际上是战争，他们正在互相交战，目前有停火协议。

pakistan and india have got an intense intense diplomatic rivalry it's actually war they're at war they're currently at war with each other there's a ceasefire going on at the moment

19:36

这是地球上军事化程度最高的地方之一。

it's one of the most militarized places on earth

19:44

耶，兄弟你好，我以为你把我们丢在外面不管了。

yay hello brother I thought you left us for dead out there yeah

19:51

当人们

When people

20:11

想到喜马拉雅山时，他们通常会想到尼泊尔。

think of the Himalayas they often think of Nepal.

20:15

很少想到印度，但它们同样美丽，而且游客少得多。

rarely think about India but they're just as beautiful and a lot less touristy

20:28

欢迎我的朋友们来到德拉斯，世界上第二寒冷的有人居住的地方。

welcome my friends to Dras the second coldest inhabited place in the world

20:38

我认为在西伯利亚后面

behind I think Siberia I

20:41

从现在开始我没有计划，计划是到达第二寒冷的有人居住的地方。

have no plan from now on the plan was get to the second coldest inhabited

20:45

世界上第二冷的地方啊，最高中学，世界上第二冷的学校，世界上第二冷的医院。

place in the world ah the higher secondary school the second coldest school in the world the second coldest hospital in the world

21:10

1999年5月3日上午，关于渗透者在这个城镇外高海拔位置的报告，导致了卡吉尔战争的发现。

On the morning of May the 3rd 1999 reports of infiltrators in high altitude positions just outside of this town led to the discovery of what would become the Kargil war.

21:21

巴基斯坦士兵和武装分子在印度一侧的山峰和山脉中占据了关键位置，这一侧是控制线。

Pakistani soldiers and militants gained key positions in the peaks and mountains on the Indian side, this side of the line of control.

21:30

不幸的是，德拉斯是受影响最严重的地区之一。

Unfortunately, Dhras was one of the most heavily affected areas.

21:33

所有学校都关闭了，这些街道上发生了战斗，许多家庭被疏散，德拉斯的基础设施从未完全恢复。

All the schools were closed, fighting happened in these streets, many families were evacuated and the infrastructure here in Dhras was never quite regained.

21:45

你们好吗？好吧？最困难的事情是什么？你叫什么名字？

How are you chaps? Good? What's the most difficult thing What is your name?

21:54

我叫古拉姆·纳比，我叫迈克，迈克·迈克尔，很高兴见到您，先生

My name is Gulaam Nabi My name is Mike Mike Michael Nice to meet you sir

22:03

你来自德拉斯？我想了解1999年。

You are from Dras From Dras I want to learn about 1999

22:11

你知道吗？1999年，卡吉尔战争，德拉斯发生了什么？

You know? 1999 1999 Kargil War What happened in Dras?

22:18

德拉斯，托洛林，希尔塔加，布朗，布朗。布朗，布朗。巴基斯坦人。

Dras, Tololing, Hiltagar, Brung, Brung. Brung, Brung. Pakistani.

22:25

巴基斯坦人，布朗。印度人，布朗。哇，那是个艰难的时刻。艰难的时刻。非常艰难的时刻。没有行动。

Pakistani, Brung. Hindustani, Brung. Wow. It was a difficult time. Difficult time. Very difficult time. No movement.

22:32

这里什么都没有。是的。桑库克，帕尼卡，人们。是的。印度军队正在与巴基斯坦人作战。

Nothing here. Yeah. Sankuk, Panikkar, people. Yeah. Indian army is fighting with the Pakistanis.

22:40

但是巴基斯坦人，他们想攻击德拉斯吗，不？他们想占领德拉斯。

But the Pakistanis, were they trying to attack Dras, no? They want to capture Dras.

22:46

啊，巴基斯坦人想占领德拉斯，所以印度军队在保护德拉斯。是的，是的。非常有趣。

Ah, the Pakistanis wanted to capture Dhras, so the Indian army were protecting Dhras. Yeah, yeah. Very interesting.

22:53

非常有趣。好的，先生，你走吧，你走吧。我想

Very interesting. Okay, sir, you go, you go. I would

22:56

在世界上第二冷的有人居住的地方待久一点，但我们必须回到斯利那加，因为明天一大早，我们有航班要带你去完全不同的地方。

love to stay longer in the second coldest inhabited place in the world, but we've got to get back to Srinagar because very early tomorrow morning, we've got a flight to take you somewhere completely different again.

23:09

到时候见。算了，发生了雪崩，路被封了，我们今晚可能无法通过。

See you there. scrap that there's been an avalanche and the road is blocked and we might not be able to pass tonight

23:20

这意味着错过我们明天早上10点的航班，哦，天哪。

which means missing our 10am flight tomorrow morning oh god

23:25

晚上11点，早上11点到下午3点，我不知道要怎么来这里，所以我们在车上装了一些链条，这样会安全得多。

11pm, 11am to 3pm I didn't know that to go here so we have some chains on the car so it will be much safer

23:37

如果有什么我们可以做的来通过的话。

if there's anything we can do to get past then

24:10

外国，外国。

foreign foreign

24:16

外国外国

foreign foreign

24:32

外国我是一份需要离开的报告。

foreign I am a report that I need to leave the report.

24:41

还有另一个

There's another

25:01

汽车也不允许通过。我们

car also not allowed through as well. We

25:12

我们必须

have to

25:25

等到明天十点。错过了航班。我们错过了航班。你真是的！

wait until 10 o'clock tomorrow. That's the flight missed. We missed the flight. You fuck!

25:49

欢迎回到地球上第二寒冷的有人居住的地方。我们昨晚被困在这里。

Welcome back to the second coldest inhabited place on earth. We got stuck here last night.

25:56

警察不让我们通过。我们等到七点，六点，七点，八点。什么都没有。

The police wouldn't let us pass. We waited until 7, 6, 7, 8 o'clock. Nothing.

26:04

至少路太危险了。所以我们在这家酒店过夜。所有的酒店都关门了。

At least the road's too dangerous. So we slept in this hotel. All the hotels were closed.

26:10

我们找到了一家关门的酒店，找到了老板，他让我们进来了。

we found one hotel that was closed and we found the owner and he let us in

26:15

这是一家相当不错的酒店，所以我们非常幸运。问题是现在警察说我们今天也不允许搬出去。

it's quite a nice hotel so we're very lucky very fortunate the problem is now the police have said we're not even allowed to move out today either

26:24

因为交通现在朝这边来了。昨天我们运气好，今天我不认为他们会让我们走。

because the traffic is now coming this way yesterday we got lucky we were allowed today i don't think they're going to allow us

26:40

我来了

I come

26:52

和

with

26:58

你们说了什么？

you guys What did he say?

27:07

好消息，好消息。好消息是什么？他告诉我们刚刚离开的卡车会清理道路。是的。

Positive news Positive news What's the positive news? He's telling that the trucks which left just now, they'll clear the road. Yeah.

27:14

是的，有道路清理。是的。我们在某些时候需要它。他们会清理并打电话给他们。好的。他们会让这些人走。太好了。

Yeah, there is a road clearance. Yeah. We need it at some times. They'll clear it and they'll call them. Okay. They'll call these people, let them go. Excellent.

27:21

我们可能在这里走运，伙计们。我们可能走运。愿真主保佑。愿真主让我们走。

We could be in luck here, chaps. We could be in luck. Inshallah. Inshallah, they let us go.

27:32

在拉达克-克什米尔边境等了五个小时，

After five hours of waiting on the Ladakh-Kashmir border,

27:38

他们终于允许我们走了，所以如果运气好的话，下次我把手放下的时候

they're finally allowing us to go so with any luck the next time I put my hand

27:47

下次我把手从这个相机上拿下时，我会在

the next time I take my hand off of this camera I'll be in

27:50

一个炎热阳光明媚的拉贾斯坦杰瑟尔梅尔，终于

a hot sunny warm Jaisalmer Rajasthan finally

27:58

我们走出了寒冷，欢迎来到塔尔沙漠的杰瑟尔梅尔，这是第九大

we're out of the cold welcome to Jaisalmer in the Tar Desert the ninth

28:03

世界上最大的热带沙漠，那是我能想到的最令人印象深刻的事实

largest hot desert in the world that was the most

28:06

我能想到的关于沙漠的令人印象深刻的事实

impressive fact i could come up with about the desert

28:10

但在沙漠中有着数百年的古老城市

but within the desert lay centuries old cities where at

28:13

在某个时期曾经是最先进的城市

one point in time lay the most advanced cities

28:17

在这个世界上，你好吗，先生？我很惊讶，你到处都是。

in the world how are you sir i'm surprised and everywhere you

28:20

这里是一个旅游区，这就是典型的印度，所以无论你走到哪里，你都会看到，你是游客，你在旅游业工作，他是导游。不幸的是，我不需要导游，我的朋友，非常感谢你。

go this is a tourist area this is the quintessential india so everywhere you go you see you're you're a tourist you work in tourism he's a tourist guide i don't need a tourist guide unfortunately my friend i'm my Thank you so much.

28:31

所以这是典型的印度。当你闭上眼睛想到印度时，你会想到拉贾斯坦。

So this is the quintessential India. When you close your eyes and think of India, you think about Rajasthan.

28:37

你会想到杰沙梅尔。它绝对疯狂吗？是的。闻起来很棒吗？不。

You think about Jaisal Mir. Is it absolutely mental? Yes. Does it smell amazing? No.

28:46

它有一种你在世界其他地方找不到的魅力吗？我觉得是的。

Does it have a charm to it that you won't find anywhere else in the world? I think so, yes.

28:53

你来自哪里？伦敦，英格兰。

Where do you come from? London, England. people

28:57

是的，英格兰的土地。

yes the land of English people England England

29:00

英格兰，没错。

England England exactly

29:03

刚刚在握手上完全搞砸了，然后是泰国。

just got completely done on the handshake then Thailand

29:07

英格兰，荷兰，英格兰。

England Holland England

29:10

泰国，波兰，我们能说多少个地方？其他地方呢？爱尔兰，丹麦，没有。你曾经去过印度以外的地方吗？我从来没有，我去过印度以外的地方。

Thailand Poland how many lands can we say what other lands Ireland Denmark no have you ever been outside of India I never had I've been to outside India.

29:21

没有？我在印度旅行很多。是吗？太酷了。我从北到南，东到西旅行。但从未出国。永远不出国？

No? I travel a lot in India. Yeah? Very cool. I travel from north to south, east and west. But never abroad. Never abroad?

29:27

甚至去尼泊尔。你最喜欢印度的哪个地方？是的，非常远。你在印度最喜欢的州？其实，我喜欢普纳。

Even to Nepal. What's your favourite part of India? Yeah, very far. Your favourite state in India? Actually, I like Pune.

29:34

普纳？普纳。美丽的地方。我在普纳待了三个半月。三个月半住在那里？第二个，孟买。

Pune? Pune. Beautiful place. I've been to Pune for three and a half months. Three and a half months living there? Second, Mumbai.

29:41

第二，孟买。哈马查尔邦怎么样？拉达克呢？你去过拉达克吗？没有。只去过斯利那加。非常贵。斯利那加？

Second, Mumbai. What about Hamarchal Pradesh? Ladakh? You've been to Ladakh? No. No, Srinagar only. Very dear. Srinagar?

29:48

你去过斯利那加？我46年前去过。46年？您多大了，先生？您一定有50岁了。

You've been to Srinagar? I'm 46 years back. 46 years? How old are you, sir? You must be 50 years old.

29:56

我15岁。不是50岁。1-5。1-5。青少年。青少年。青少年。

I'm 15. Not 50. 1-5. 1-5. Teenagers. Teenagers. Teenagers.

30:04

我是一名电影制作人。电影制作人？电影制作人，是的。电影制作人。像宝莱坞和好莱坞。

I'm a filmmaker. Filmmaker? Filmmaker, yeah. Filmmaker. Like Bollywood and Hollywood.

30:10

宝莱坞和好莱坞，还有多利伍德和多利伍德。多利伍德。听着，兄弟，我要走了。很高兴见到你，我的朋友。保重。

Bollywood and Hollywood and Dollywood and Dollywood. Dollywood. Listen, brother, I'm off. So nice to meet you, my friend. You take care.

30:17

我又完成了。再见。这是杰沙梅尔的街道。

I've been done again. See you later. these are the streets of Jaisalmer 4.

30:21

这个活生生的城市字面上是从石头中雕刻出来的，

This living city literally carved from stone still

30:25

今天居住着3000多人，令人印象深刻，

today houses over 3,000 people and as impressive

30:28

它并不是为了成为一个景观而建造的，

as it is it wasn't made wasn't built to be a spectacle it

30:32

它是为了控制货物、财富和权力的流动而建造的，

was built to control movement goods wealth power

30:35

穿越亚洲最重要的贸易路线之一，

across one of Asia's most important trade routes and

30:38

今天它的角色已经改变，商队和商人被美丽可口的旅游所取代。

today its role has changed the caravans the traders have been replaced by lovely lovely delicious tourism.

30:50

我在寻找一位非常非常特定的纳迦绅士。

I'm missing a very very specific Naga gentleman.

30:56

他第一次独自一人，我很担心他。

He's alone in the world for the first time and I'm worried about him.

31:06

没有冰，没有水，没有糖，只有橙汁。请给我一个。不好。

No ice, no water, no sugar, only orange juice. Give me one of those please sir. No good.

31:14

在印度，没有冰是一种卖点。我现在要给你展示一些相当独特的东西。

In India no ice is a selling point. I'm gonna show you something fairly unique now.

31:26

也许你喜欢去阿姆斯特丹。也许你喜欢一点老派的东西。

Maybe you like going to Amsterdam. Maybe you like a bit of the old wacky-backy.

31:30

我要给你展示印度版的嗨。这是一家bhang商店。

I'm gonna show you the Indian version of getting really really high. This is a bhang shop.

31:37

你好，我的朋友，你好吗？我想看看你的产品。

Hello my My friend, how are you? I'm interested in having a look at your products.

31:44

也许一些可食用的种类。

Maybe some of the edible variety.

31:51

Bung就像浓缩的大麻树脂。它看起来有点像牛粪。

Bung is like concentrated marijuana resin. It kind of looks like cow shit.

31:59

是的。神话，男人，传奇。

Yes. The myth, the man, the legend.

32:04

安东尼·波登来过这家店，自己喝过一些bhang lassie。

Anthony Bourdain came to this exact shop and had some bung lassie himself

32:14

谢谢你，我的朋友，保重，玩得开心，对不起。

thank you my friend you take care have fun sorry

32:18

伙计，你很好，兄弟，我们刚刚。

gang you're good brother we've just

32:23

买了，我看到有点超卖。

gone and bought I see somehow oversold

32:26

我十个编织饼干，天哪，我在哪里找到Renny。

me ten weave cookies God where's I found Renny

32:37

这是什么？这是什么？

What is this? What is this?

32:42

Bhang饼干，全天24小时全力，全天24小时全力，危险吗？

Bhang cookie Full power 24 hours Full power 24 hours Dangerous?

32:50

不，我需要……好吧，基本上，等一下。这些是bhang饼干。那个人不让我在店里拍摄，但他告诉我一点关于bhang的事，我错了。

No, I need to... Okay, so basically Hang on a minute So these are bhang cookies Now the guy wouldn't let me film in the shot But he told me a little bit about bhang And I was wrong

33:00

在印度合法的方式是因为。

in the way it's legal in india is because

33:03

实际上是他们加工的大麻叶。

it's actually cannabis leaves they process

33:06

大麻叶和加工，反复加工，直到它变得有点像

cannabis leaves and process and process and process it until it's kind of

33:09

糊状，然后你可以用它来做冰沙，或者在这种情况下做饼干。现在，雷尼，我问过他，我问过他哪个

like a mush and then they you can use that to make smoothies or in this case cookies now rennie i asked i asked him which

33:17

我不喜欢，我不再抽大麻了，对吧？我说他有三种强度，轻、中、重。好的。

i don't like i don't smoke weed anymore right i said he has three strengths light medium and extra Okay.

33:26

这是中等的。中等。正如我老奶奶常对我说的，总是先吃一半，因为你可以再吃，但你不能少吃。

This is medium. Medium. As my old grandma used to say to me, always take half because you can take more but you can't take less.

33:36

我们要试一点吗？这合法吗？这是合法的，非常合法。所以，各一半？各一半。哦。

Shall we try a little bit? Is it legal? It's legal, very legal. So, half each? Half each. Oh.

33:44

你可以吃小一点的那半。好的。干杯。干杯。好吗？

You can have the smaller half. Okay. Cheers. Cheers. Good?

33:55

好？是的。这就像一个普通的饼干。就像一个普通的饼干。

Good? Yup. That's like a normal cookie. Like a normal cookie.

34:08

到目前为止，我在这个视频中杀了一只动物。

So far in this video, I've killed an animal.

34:12

我被困在一个偏僻的村庄里。

I've been stuck in a village in the middle of nowhere.

34:18

现在我很嗨，站在沙漠里的一个水坑里。

And now I'm stoned, standing in a puddle in the desert.

34:24

我觉得我没能很好地让你想来印度。这是Renny第一次看到骆驼。

I don't think I'm doing a very good job of making you want to come to India It's Renny's first time seeing a camel.

34:35

这是Renny第一次看到骆驼。我真不敢相信我买了十个那种饼干。

It's Renny's first time seeing a camel I can't believe I bought ten of those cookies

34:44

那个人说它们是一包十个，我说，好吧，给我一个就行，你知道的。

The guy was like they come in packs of ten and I was like, okay, like just give me one, you know

34:51

真是个傻瓜。他叫什么名字？他叫什么名字？迈克尔。很高兴见到你。

What an idiot What is his name? What is his name? Michael. Nice to meet you.

34:59

你的骆驼在哪里？你的骆驼在这里。你的骆驼在这里。是的，有的。

Where are your camel? Your camel is here. Your camel is here. Yes, there is.

35:06

啊，好吧。非常酷。哦，我太嗨了，不能在沙漠里和孩子们谈论骆驼。再见。

Ah, okay. Very cool. Oh, I'm way too stoned to be in a desert talking to kids about camels. See you later.

35:14

骆驼怎么样？非常美丽的生物。非常美丽的生物？好。

How was the camel? Very beautiful creature. Very beautiful creature? Good.

35:20

这是Renny第一次看到骆驼。我们

This is Rennie's first time seeing a camel. we

35:29

到了沙漠，欢迎来到

made it to the desert welcome to

35:39

沥青沙漠，通常

the tar desert usually

35:43

如果你看过我的频道一段时间，你会知道我现在说得不好。

on if you've been watching my channel for a while you'll know that I don't I'm not very good at speaking right now

35:53

但这是我想给你看的沥青沙漠，我基本上想要

but this is the tar desert i wanted to show you i basically wanted to

35:56

给你展示一下你可以多快从像第二世界这样的地方到达

show you how quickly you can go from somewhere like the second world second and

36:00

最冷有人居住的地方，然后像第二天一样

coldest inhabited place to then like the very next day being

36:04

能够来这里看看，通常我

able to come and see this uh usually i

36:07

在我的频道上不做任何非常旅游的事情，我想展示

i don't do anything very touristy on my channel i want to show

36:10

没有使用传统的旅游方式可以做什么。我不能说，但因为我们时间很短，我们只有五天，实际上我在印度，嗯，我这个旅行只有五天。

you what can be done without using traditional uh conventional tourism stuff i can't talk um but because we have such a short period of time we just have like five literally i'm in India, well, I had like five days for this trip.

36:22

所以我想，好吧，我们要和导游一起去。所以我们有我的当地导游在这里。

So I just thought, right, we're going to do it with the tour guide. So we've got my local guide over here.

36:27

我们将要睡觉、做饭和吃东西。大概就这些。今晚在这里。

And we're going to be sleeping and cooking and eating. And that's probably about it. Here for the night.

36:37

这是Uga，我们的当地导游。好的，慢慢来，兄弟。

This is Uga, our local guide. Nice, take your time, brother.

36:45

他很忙。他是个忙碌的人。就这样。他错过了机会。他正在浪费机会。Ouka不会出现在视频里。

He's busy. He's a busy man. That's it. He's blown his shot. He's blowing his shot. Ouka's not getting in the video.

36:51

喝啤酒，喝一点，只有一点。我们可以喝啤酒，但我现在不喝酒，真不幸。

Drink beer and drink a little, just a little. We could drink beer and drink a little but I'm sober at the moment unfortunately.

36:58

就拿一小块吧。真的？就一小块。很高吗？不，不，不，我吃了一半，我...这样可以吗？完美。

Just take like a quarter. Really? Just a tiny piece. Very high? No, no, no, no. I had a half and I'm... This is okay? Perfect.

37:06

完美。全力以赴？是的，是的，全力以赴，兄弟。全力以赴。干杯。干杯。不，我是清醒的。

Perfect. Full power? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Full power, brother. Full power. Cheers. Cheers. No, I'm sober.

37:12

他们是一月。我在尝试一个月不喝酒。但如果你想喝，我去拿酒。我来付钱，好吗？

They're January. I'm trying to do one month no drinking. But if you want to drink, I'll go get some drink. I'll pay, okay?

37:18

如果你想喝啤酒，可以。不是这样。我的人喜欢这些人。我知道，我知道，是的。

If you want to get beers, it's okay. Not like this. My people enjoy this people. I know, I know, yeah.

37:23

不，相信我，我现在最想的就是喝十瓶冰啤酒。

No, trust me, I would love nothing more right now than to drink like 10 cold beers.

37:29

但我在尝试一个月不喝酒。好的。

But I'm trying to not drink for one month. Okay.

37:34

二月我们要聚会，你准备好了吗？

February we're partying how you doing ready

37:49

不错的沙漠，这是什么？

nice desert What's this?

38:01

这是Pakoda，是的，红色Pakoda，谢谢你，兄弟。

This is Pakoda Yes, Red Pakoda Thank you brother

38:09

这是Johnny，是的，这是Johnny。我住在沙漠里，我爱沙漠。这里很安静，哇。

This is Johnny Yeah, this is Johnny I'm living in the desert I love in the desert It's a quiet place Wow

38:18

我妈妈说她很高兴你和我哥哥一起去，带着我哥哥去看不同的地方。

My mom said she is very happy that you are going, you are going places with my brother, taking my brother to see different places.

38:27

愿上帝保佑你，保护你，感谢你所有的方式。非常感谢你，Longshi。

May God bless you and protect you and thank you in all the ways. Thank you so much, Longshi.

38:34

我非常爱你们。你们不需要感谢我。相信我，他才是照顾我的人。不，不，不。

Love you guys loads. You don't have to thank me. Trust me, he's the one that's looking after me. No, no, no.

38:52

在沙漠里嗨并不是个好主意。

getting high and going into the desert was not a good idea

38:59

我只是觉得懒。

I'm just lazy I feel

39:06

关于在印度旅行的事情是，人们来到这里，去一些地方，比如斋浦尔、德里或阿格拉。

like the thing about traveling in India is that people come here and they go to somewhere like Jaipur or Delhi or Agra

39:14

而且这对他们来说太混乱了，太多了，感官受到冲击，然后他们离开。

and it's just too chaotic or it's too much for them and it's a shock to the senses and then they leave and they go

39:18

哦，我再也不想回到印度了，那真糟糕。

oh I'm never going back to India again it was rubbish uh

39:21

对我来说，这就像是说你知道去巴黎或其他地方，结果我讨厌。

for me that's kind of like saying you know going

39:24

巴黎，我再也不想回到欧洲了，我再也不想去。

to you know Paris or whatever and being like fucking I hated

39:27

巴黎，我再也不想回到欧洲了，我再也不想去。

Paris I'm never going to go back to Europe again I'm never going to go to

39:30

丹麦、瑞典、斯洛文尼亚和葡萄牙

Denmark and Sweden and and and Slovenia and Portugal

39:34

无论如何，仅仅因为你不喜欢其中的一部分，它是一个次大陆，所以如果你来到拉贾斯坦，你不喜欢这里，可以去喀拉拉邦，如果你在那里不喜欢，可以去山区，如果你在那里不喜欢，可以去东北，这里有太多太多的东西。

and whatever just because you didn't like one part of it it's a subcontinent so you can if you come here to Rajasthan you don't like it go down to Kerala if you don't like it there go up to the mountains if you don't like it there go to the northeast there's so much there's so much to it

39:46

这就是我在这个视频中想要展示的，你觉得怎么样，Renny？

which is what I'm trying to show in this video what do you think Renny? about?

40:00

瑞尼，骆驼怎么样？我在电影系列《木乃伊》中。

Renny, how's the camel? I'm in the movie franchise, The Mummy The Mummy?

40:04

是的，你就像《木乃伊》，你就像布兰登·弗雷泽。

Yeah, you are like The Mummy you're like Brendan you're like Brendan Fraser

40:11

你看起来像《木乃伊》，不是电影，而是《木乃伊》。

you look like The Mummy not the movie but The Mummy

40:21

我认为如果你要来印度，我们已经有过

i think if you're going to come to india india is you know we've had

40:24

这次旅行要匆忙，五天看四个不同的州。

to rush this trip like five days to see four different states

40:27

印度不适合这样的旅行。

uh india is not made for that

40:31

你应该花一个月，两个月，三个月在印度。

india you should take one month two months three months i

40:34

我上次大旅行在这里待了五个月，你可以按照自己的节奏做事。

was here for five months on my last big trip here uh and you can do things at your own pace you don't necessarily i've had to use tour guides and contacts and fixes like

40:43

我们去过的每个地方，这对我来说并不是理想的方式。

everywhere we've been um which isn't you know the ideal way of doing it for me at least

40:49

但我们不得不这样做，如果你来，慢慢来，旅行不应该匆忙，晚安，瑞尼。

but we've had to do it um but if you come you know take your take your time take your time to travel it's not a country to be rushed good night ready

41:08

我去度假了。

I'm going on vacation

41:39

这个世界上还有比在沙漠日出时喝热茶更好的事情吗？

Is there anything better on this earth than waking up at sunrise in the desert with a hot cup of tea?

41:51

我不这么认为。睡觉很不错。

I don't think so. Sleeping was nice.

41:58

瑞尼和我现在需要直接去机场，我将向你展示印度第四个也是最后一个独特的部分。

Rennie and I now need to go to the airport directly from here where I'll be showing you the fourth and final unique part of India.

42:09

兄弟，你可以卖这些饼干，150一个，欢迎兄弟。

Brother you can sell these bang

42:12

饼干每个150，欢迎兄弟我

cookies 150 each welcome brother I

42:17

不

don't

42:29

知道这里发生了什么，我

know what's going on here I

42:32

觉得没问题，永远

think it will be fine Never

42:38

永远不要在印度搭乘印地哥航空，

ever ever fucking fly indigo in

42:41

印度从不感谢

india never Thanks

42:44

印地哥航空的纯粹无能，

to the pure incompetence of indigo The

42:48

从德里到科钦的下一班航班也延误了45分钟，所以我们不会错过我们的航班。我将最后一次把手放在这该死的相机上。

next flight to kochi from delhi is also delayed by 45 minutes So we're not going to miss our flight I'm going to put my hand on this bloody camera for the last time

43:00

当我把它拿下时，我最好是在喀拉拉邦的一条房船上，吃着美味的海鲜。

when I take it off I better be on a houseboat in Kerala eating some delicious seafood

43:12

经过五天的不间断旅行，六

after five days of non-stop traveling six

43:15

经过五天不停的旅行，我们终于来到了美丽、干净的喀拉拉邦。

planes countless taxis jungles mountains deserts we finally made it to the wholesome clean lovely Kerala

43:27

这是一个与印度其他地方截然不同的地方。喀拉拉邦实际上是基督教为主的地区。

Another place unlike anywhere else in India. Keral is actually a Christian majority.

43:33

它拥有印度最高的识字率，最高的教育水平，最好的医疗保健。

It has the highest literacy rate in India. Highest education. Best healthcare.

43:39

在视觉上，它真的是令人惊叹。

And visually, it's just stunning.

43:47

布雷尼感觉不太好。你怎么样，兄弟？

Brenny isn't feeling very well. How are you, mate?

43:54

我觉得到目前为止一切都很好。最后的事情是

I think Everything was going Very good so far Yeah Last thing was

44:00

卡达姆卡达姆我的意思是兄弟可怜

Kadam Kadam I mean Dude Poor

44:04

我把你拖走了，我把你从纳尔戈兰拖了过来。

you man I've dragged you I've dragged you away From Nargolan I've

44:08

我把你困在了世界第二高、第二冷的村庄。

gotten you Stuck on the second highest Second coldest village In

44:11

我们在沙漠中高处，我们错过了大约四个不同的航班。对不起，兄弟，非常感谢你给我带来的不同体验。

the world We got High in the desert And we missed About Four different flights I'm sorry brother Thank you so much For the Different kind of experience Oh no You don't have to thank me, brother.

44:23

谢谢你和我一起过来。我爱你，兄弟。我们不习惯……

Thank you for coming with me. Thank you for coming with me. I love you. I love you, brother. We are not used to...

44:29

我不习惯这个星期的不同气候。是的，我也是。

I'm not used to switching a different climate than this week. Yeah, me too.

44:36

所以这是我们在印度的最后一天。我今晚要飞往越南。

So it's our last day in India. I'm flying out to Vietnam tonight.

44:39

我们都累坏了，所以我想，度过一天的最佳方式就是在喀拉拉邦的内陆水道上，这个地方吸引了来自罗马帝国到中国以及其他地方的商人，已经有几千年的历史。

We're both knackered, so I thought, what better way to spend the day than on the backwaters of Kerala, a place that for thousands of years attracted traders from the Roman Empire to China and everywhere in between.

44:50

我租了一艘巨大的房船来度过这一天。我们去看看能找到什么。

I've rented this massive houseboat for the day. let's go and see what we can find

45:01

最棒的是你可以直接从窗户走出去，那里就有一个厕所，我需要肌肉。

and the best part is you can step directly

45:05

当谈到贻贝时，它们确实没有比这更新鲜的了。

out your window and there's a toilet right there I need muscles

45:20

谢谢你，先生。谢谢你，先生。找零不用了。非常感谢。好的。谢谢你们。

When it comes to mussels, they quite literally don't get fresher than this.

45:34

再见。再见。我需要肌肉，我真的得到了肌肉。

Thank you sir. Thank you sir. Keep the change. Thank you so much. Okay. Thank you guys.

45:40

拿这个，拿一个锅。好吗？这些是出口商品。好的，不错。我会拿八个这些。

Goodbye. Goodbye. I needed muscles and I've bloody got some muscles.

45:49

其实，给我，给我，给我，一公斤多少钱？一公斤2500。好的，那给我……10比索。

Take this one, take a pot. Yeah? These are from exporting items. Okay, nice. I'll take eight of these.

45:55

一条鱼多少钱，一条巨型鱼？这是海鱼，王鱼。好的，一条多少钱？每公斤2000。

Actually, give me, give me, give me, how much is for a kg? Kg for 2,500. Okay, so give me a... 10 pesos.

46:07

那有多少公斤？一条鱼我想是1.5到1.7公斤。我会拿一条。

How much for one fish, one giant fish? This is a sea fish, king fish. Okay, how much for one? Kilo is 2000 per kg.

46:14

那有多少公斤？一条鱼我想是1.5到1.7公斤。好的，我会拿一条。

How many kilos is that? One fish I think is 1.5 and 1.7 I think. Okay. I'll take one.

46:29

所以听着，我承认错误。我错了，我错了，好吗？

So listen, I stand corrected. I was wrong. I was wrong, okay?

46:34

喀拉拉邦不是基督教多数州。

Kerala is not a Christian majority state.

46:40

但我认为它是因为基督教的高度可见性。

but the reason why i thought it was is because of the high visibility

46:43

基督教在各地的独特存在和历史，虽然基督教可能是通过

of christianity everywhere the distinct presence and

46:46

尽管基督教可能有着历史

the history although christianity was probably

46:50

通过贸易路线带到这里的

brought here through the trade route the

46:53

当地人会告诉你，基督教是由使徒圣托马斯在耶稣出生后约50年带到这里的，这就是为什么今天你会看到这些大老旧的

locals will tell you that christianity was was brought here by saint thomas the apostle about 50 years after the birth of jesus which is why today you get these big old

47:05

大型教堂就在稻田里，除了一个大老旧的教堂什么都没有

mega churches out here in the rice paddies just nothing else but just a big old church

47:18

这些是炸虾，炸虾爱你，谢谢我的

these are the prawns fried prawns love you thank you my

47:21

朋友，爱你，真可爱，我本来想说这些是我们从那个，呃，肌肉男那里买的肌肉，辛辣的卡罗琳炸肌肉

friend love you lovely i was going to say these are the muscles that we bought from the uh the muscle man spicy caroline fried muscles

47:31

辛辣的卡罗琳炸虾已经被

spicy carolin fried prawns that have already been

47:34

去壳了，那是你买的那条大鱼

shelled that's that massive fish that you bought

47:37

他们把它切得很好，谢谢兄弟，你这五天过得怎么样，我觉得把你从家里带出来，拖着你在印度转悠我很抱歉

they've cut it up all nice thank you brother have you enjoyed the past five days very much i feel bad for taking you out of your home dragging you around india

47:47

没有让你生病，对我来说这是一个

no getting you sick from all of the for me it was an

47:50

机会，好吧，我这次非常非常短的印度之行快要结束了

opportunity good so i'm coming to the end of this very very short india trip

48:01

如果这不是我做过的最激动人心的视频，我很抱歉，

and I'm sorry if it hasn't been the most exciting video I've ever made the

48:04

最吸引人或最冒险，但这不是重点，重点是如果我不做这样的事情，我觉得有点对不起自己

most engaging or the most daring but that wasn't the point the point was that I kind of feel like I'd be doing it a bit of a disservice if I didn't make something like this

48:14

印度在我的生活中占据了如此重要的地位

India has been such a big part of my life

48:18

它让我成为了今天的我，为我做了很多

and it's turned me into the person I am today it's done so much for me

48:24

所以重点是展示，嗨，嗨，大家

so the point was to show hi hi guys

48:30

重点是做一些展示你们如何

the point was to make something that showed you how

48:33

这个国家是多么真正多样化，

truly diverse this country is and

48:36

这并不像你看到的贫民窟那样

that it isn't just like the slums that you see on

48:39

这些其他内容创作者那里看到的贫民窟，他们这是低垂的果实，

these these other content creators they it's the low hanging fruit

48:43

对吧，去拍摄一些贫民窟视频是如此简单，

right it's so easy to go and make some slum video

48:46

因为这很震惊，展示这些城市的一些食品摊位是多么不卫生太简单了

because it's shocking it's so easy to show how you know unhygienic some of these food stalls are in the cities it's just too easy

48:57

对我来说，我想来展示这里的多样性和美丽，我不知道。

and for me I wanted to come and show you just how diverse it is and how beautiful it is and you know I don't know

49:07

谢谢印度为我所做的一切。

thanks India for everything you've done for me thank

49:14

非常感谢你，兄弟，谢谢你所做的一切，愿上帝保佑你，我从心底爱你，你是个好人。

you so much bro thank you for everything God bless you I love you from the bottom of my heart you are the man

49:23

你是个好人，我相信你，爱你，兄弟，明。

you are the man I believe in you Love you bro Akira

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