Trump Bribes Americans For Votes, Brags About Crowd Size to Empty Seats & Our Talarico FCC Fight

I'm Jimmy, I'm the host of the show. Thank you for watching.

It's thank you for joining us at our home in Hollywood, where it was humid and miserable, almost 100 degrees today.

It's hot, right, Guillermo? Yeah, mucho caliente. Too hot. Yeah, that means much hot, right? Yeah, mucho caliente, yes.

This country is the hottest it's ever been. It's so hot right now.

We have been following the latest Trump masturbation in Texas, night two of Donnie does Dallas.

You know, he demanded a midterm convention, which is something that had never been done before because there's no reason to do that.

And of course he got it. They do whatever he wants. They call it Trump-a-palooza. We call it Coach Elephant.

It's whatever you want. The president was up early this morning with an attempt to give his fading farewell tour a positive spin.

He wrote, the Republican midterm convention last night in Dallas was a major sold out hit, far bigger, better and more important than anyone thought possible.

It was really something streaming all over the place and really big numbers.

Despite going up against the NFL, the overall numbers beat the NFL.

Somebody put him in concussion protocol already.

The arena, which was really nice, beat its own attendance records. The place was packed.

There were thousands of people outside who couldn't get it. Those were homeless people. Those were not.

He is so embarrassingly desperate to convince us that the place was packed.

He even tried to convince the people in the place that it was packed.

They're saying the arena, which was only 25 percent full. Really? Really? How about those people?

It's filled all the way upstairs, all the way. There's a lot of people outside. This is that big room. This place is packed. This place is packed.

They'll say Trump did not fill up the arena. The arena. was not filled.

The arena started emptying out. They started leaving. I've been speaking for an hour and 20 minutes. Nobody's left. Nobody has left.

It's a great tribute to Trump. See that man up there? He's leaving for the bathroom. They'll take a picture of his seat while he's gone.

Look at the seat. They'll have a reporter say, Trump lost his audience.

So please, if you don't mind, don't anybody go to the bathroom.

easy for you to say you're the only one wearing

a diaper so you heard him talking about the size of his crowd now let's see that crowd with our eyes

this is the scene at american airlines center during trump's standing room only sold out so jam-packed you could barely move performance

President Trump didn't really want to be there, you can see.

And the room was half empty. The back of the room had nobody.

Let me tell you, the back of the room made this room look empty. The place was packed. I mean, come on.

Could there be a better metaphor for this presidency than him bragging about the size of his crowd to a bunch of empty seats?

I don't think so. When does the kid come out and inform the emperor that he has no clothes?

That arena was as empty as a Waymo, okay?

But his must be highness has so many trembling flunkies around him, willing to corroborate his constant bullsh**.

Why would he ever even bother to tell the truth? Looking at the crowd right there, really impressive turnout. The crowd sold out.

This is a packed house full of energy, great vibes. It is a very, very large crowd. Man, the place was packed.

It looks like that that room was completely packed. The entire stadium was full the whole time the president was speeching.

I'm looking up in the rafters and I see a lot of people packed in this place. Yeah, it's full. I'm looking around.

I think every seat all the way to the rafters is full. And there's a long line of people still trying to wait to get inside. No, Mike, there is.

If there is a line outside, it's the unemployment line. Those are not people trying to get inside, which after the midterm, hopefully you will be in.

This is what happens in North Korea. This is not what happens.

It is really terrifying that this is the news some people are getting exclusively.

Dear Leader spoke for an hour and 40 minutes last night with no intermission.

He played all the hits, including his latest classic, The Democrats Routine.

I just came up with it a couple of months ago, and I said, you know, you take out the E and you replace it with a U.

And nobody knows that dumb has a B at the end of it.

Most people think it's D-U-M, and that's fine. Is it though? Because I feel like it isn't fun.

I feel like, you know what? I think about this a lot. I feel like he didn't know dumb had a B at the end.

I feel like someone wrote it in his speech and he's like, dumbocrats. What is dumbocrats?