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0:00

They've been guarding the school gate every day recently, I heard it's for a student, but I don't know what they want.

就是他们最近天天守在校门口听说是冲着一个学生来的也不知道想干什么

0:08

Don't go over there. Why? Those two don't look like good people. Baby, your dad is here.

别过去为什么那俩一看就不像好人宝宝爸爸在这儿

0:16

Quick, drink it warm. There's beef in the lunchbox. Your dad fried it three times, and the last time it was finally edible. What do you mean finally edible? That's called a tomahawk steak; tomahawk refers to the shape, not the toughness.

快喝温的饭盒里有牛肉你爸煎了三次最后一次总算能吃了什么叫总算能吃那叫战斧牛排战斧是形状不是硬度

0:25

Thank you, mom, and thank you, dad. Baby, eat while it's hot.

谢谢妈也谢谢爸宝宝趁热吃啊

0:31

They really are your biological parents, aren't they?

他们真是你爸妈亲生的不是

0:40

When did you find out? Fourth grade, because of a heat stroke.

你什么时候知道的小学四年级因为一场中暑

0:48

Mom, I'm not getting treated anymore. Don't waste money in the hospital.

妈我不治了别把钱浪费在医院

0:52

Wait until I die, then you can have another biological one. Pfft, pfft, pfft, you're just suffering from heat stroke and low blood sugar; stop giving yourself a raise.

等我死了你们再生一个亲生的吧呸呸呸你就是中暑加低血糖少给自己加息

1:00

Then why are you crying like this?

那你们哭成这样干什么

1:04

Who cried? I didn't sleep last night, and my eyes automatically entered red-eye effect. Shut up.

谁哭了我这是昨晚没睡眼睛自动进入红眼特效你闭嘴

1:09

Wait, how do you know you're not biological? Once he got drunk and let it slip.

等等你怎么知道自己不是亲生的有一次他喝醉了说漏嘴了

1:17

I wasn't sure at first, but now that I have a wife, I can say our daughter is smart.

本来我还不确定现在确定了老婆我就说咱闺女聪明吧

1:24

If you can discover this, you'll definitely be a famous detective in the future. Aren't you a bit proud?

这都能发现以后高低是个名侦探你还挺骄傲

1:31

So how did I come about? I can't say I was picked up; that sounds bad.

所以我到底是怎么来的也不能说是捡来的怪难听的

1:36

Actually, you are the only bloodline of the Nine Heavens Xuan Clan.

其实你是九天玄族唯一的血脉

1:41

At that time, your whole family was killed by enemies. Can you first uninstall the Yang persimmon from your phone? Otherwise, what system is giving us the development task?

当初你们全家被仇人所杀你先把手机里的杨柿子卸了行不行那不然是什么系统给咱俩发布的养成任务

1:51

Dad, I'm asking seriously.

爸我认真问呢

1:56

Don't listen to his nonsense. You're not born from us, but you're no different from a biological one. Do you regret it? Regret.

别听他胡说你不是我们生的但跟亲生的没差别那你们后悔吗后悔

2:05

I regret not wearing more clothes that day. I froze so much that my nose was running. I regret it too.

后悔那天出门没多穿两件冻得老娘鼻涕都流出来了我也后悔

2:10

I regret not discovering you earlier; you froze like a little mouse. Should I describe the child as a little fairy mouse? So...

后悔没早点发现你害你冻得跟小子鼠似的会不会形容孩子小仙鼠所以

2:16

What happened that night? I was riding a motorcycle, taking your mom back, and then I heard a child crying by the roadside. And then?

到底怎么回事那天晚上我骑摩托带你妈回去然后听见路边有孩子哭然后呢

2:26

I froze to death! Can't you ride a little slower? Riding slower is even colder.

冻死老娘了你就不能骑慢点骑慢更冷

2:31

Then why do you ride this broken motorcycle so fast? What do you mean broken? This is my life, your life, and it leaks air.

那你为什么飞骑这个破摩托什么叫破摩托这是我的命你的命漏风

2:38

What do you know? This is called speed and passion. Right now, I only have speed, not passion.

你懂什么这叫速度与激情我现在只有速度没有激情

2:48

Wait, what are you doing? Did you hear something?

等等干嘛你听见没有什么

2:55

Stop the car

停车

3:02

There really is a child crying

真有小孩在哭

3:05

Over here

在这边

3:13

Don't talk nonsense

别乱说话

3:20

Is anyone there? Whose child is left here?

有人吗谁家孩子落这了

3:26

What should we do about this child? Don't touch him for now; what if the parents come back looking for him? Then we'll just wait here.

老婆这孩子怎么办先别碰万一人家回来找呢那咱们就在这等

3:32

Why isn't he crying anymore? He still makes sounds.

他怎么不哭了还有声

3:38

It's so cold. Shouldn't we pick him up first? It's too cold; we can't leave him like this. Am I holding him right? You ask me.

这么冰要不先抱起来太冷了不行先抱起来我这样抱对不对你问我

3:46

Wait a moment, my phone is still recording. Call the hospital. Hello, we found a newborn baby by the roadside, and he's moving a lot.

等会儿我手机还在拍先打医院哦喂我们路边发现一个刚出生的小孩动得厉害

3:54

Hello, is this the police? We found a child. No, no, no, we didn't take him; he was already by the roadside. Should I ride my bike to the hospital?

喂警察吗我们捡到一个孩子不是不是不是我们捡走了是他本来就在路边要不我骑车送医院

4:01

Are you crazy? It's so cold; he’ll be freezing all the way. Let's wait for the ambulance.

你疯了这么冷他吹一路寒火那等救护车

4:08

Aren't you cold? You're shivering. They don't get along well.

你不冷不冷你牙都打架了他俩关系不好

4:16

Just hold on a little longer.

你再坚持一下

4:20

How's the child? Mild pneumonia and malnutrition. Is it serious? It's being handled now; he was brought in just in time. What is your relationship with the child?

孩子怎么样轻度肺炎还有营养不良严重吗现在已经在处理送来的还算及时你们和孩子是什么关系

4:27

Concerned citizens are already helping the child. We're already helping. Can we see them? Let's wait outside for now.

热心市民先救孩子已经在救了那我们能看看他们先在外面等

4:39

The family hasn't been found yet. The police said no one nearby reported it.

还没找到家里人警察说附近没人报事

4:44

How could such a small child be alone by the roadside?

这么小怎么会一个人在路边

4:50

His complexion is much better now; he's stable. We don't know what kind of milk he’s drinking.