Minecraft Funny Skits Compilation - Mobs Edition (Part 15)
0:00
天哪！啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！哦，天哪！我想我们到了史莱姆生物人那里！
HECK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh god! I think we made it to the slime bio man!
0:06
哦不！啊！啊啊啊啊！为什么这么滑？！
Oh no! GAH! AAAAAAAH! Why is this so slimy?!
0:14
好吧，兄弟，我们可能跳过了成千上万的N杆，但我感觉我们很快会找到一些酷的东西！快点，兄弟！
Okay bro, we may have jumped on thousands of N-Rods, but I feel like we're gonna find something cool soon! Come on man! Bro...
0:21
我的洞真的很痛……请，我们就回去吧！不行！
My hole really hurts... Please, let's just go back! bad. No!
0:29
我们需要找到一些东西，兄弟！请！好吧！
We need to find something, man! Please! Fine!
0:34
我们不是以正常的方式跳跃！什么？等一下，你刚刚给我闪了什么，兄弟？那是什么？嘘！
We are not jumping the normal way! What? Wait, what'd you just flash on me, man? What was that? Shh!
0:41
直接跳到下一个地方去吧。好吧？我需要这个。
Just jump to the next and rot. Okay? I need this.
0:49
呃，好吧。我想我可以这样做。我想知道你为什么让我跳。好吧，我想我就这样跳了。
Uh, okay. I guess I could do that. I wonder why you wanted me to jump. Okay, I guess here I go.
0:56
哦，这里其实挺不错的。
Oh, it's actually pretty nice up here.
1:06
那么，兄弟，你感觉怎么样？
So, bro, how do you feel?
1:09
我让你走得更远了。它完全穿过了我，兄弟。啊啊啊啊——
I made you go further. It went all the way through me, man. AAAAAAAA-
1:25
嗯，我想知道这个NRF为什么发光。无论如何，兄弟，我们就跳上去吧！啊啊啊啊！啊啊啊啊！
Hmm, I wonder why this NRF's glowing. Whatever, dude, let's just jump on it! AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA!
1:36
天哪，那个东西感觉太棒了！好吧，我们现在就离开这个洞穴！哇！
Damn, that thing felt amazing! Okay, let's get out of this cave now! Whoa!
1:41
其实，这些纹理很棒，兄弟！它们对我来说太有趣了！
Actually, these textures are great, dude! They're just so interesting! to me, man.
1:48
是啊，继续盯着那个末端杆，我好好闻闻。等一下，什么？
Yeah, keep looking at that end rod while I get a good sniff. Wait, what?
1:55
这是什么意思？哦，我的！是的，
What does that mean? Oh my! Yeah,
2:01
那些脸颊闻起来很臭。你绝对是那个。哦，你说我是什么？
those cheeks smell bad. You're definitely the one. Oh, what do you mean by I'm the one?
2:08
这是什么意思？就等在那里，宝贝。你在干什么？
What does that mean? Just wait right there, Pookie. What the hell are you doing?
2:14
这是什么？你在做什么？
What is this? What are you doing?
2:20
哦，天哪！那是很多拍手机器，兄弟！
Oh, boy! That's a lot of clapping machines, man!
2:27
嘘，没事的。我只是要激活它们，它们会进入每一个洞里。
Shh, it's okay. I'm just going to activate them and they will go inside every hole.
2:36
等一下，但它们也会进入你里面吗？为什么？
Wait, but won't they also go inside you too? Why?
2:43
是的，这就是我想要的。哦，我的……
Yeah, that's what I want. Oh my...
2:49
过来给我一个吻，当它进入我们的时候。什么？不！离我远点，兄弟！
Come here and give me a kiss while it enters us. What? No! Get away from me, man!
2:57
你无处可逃。哦，我的……
You have nowhere to run. Oh my...
3:04
哦不！啊啊啊
Oh no! AHHHHH
3:15
兄弟，快来看我找到的新终点跑法。哦，天啊，我摔倒了。呃，兄弟，你还好吗？
Yo bro, check out this new end run I found Oh god, I tripped Uhhh, bro, are you okay?
3:28
是的，我没事，我只是摔倒在这个小缝隙上，兄弟。哦，天啊。你好，你说你想让我拍你的脸颊？
Yeah, I'm fine I just tripped over this tiny gap, bro Oh god Hello, you said you want me to clap your cheeks?
3:34
呃，好吧，如果你真的想让我这样做。什么？不，我从来没有说过，兄弟。你在说什么？
Um, okay, if you really want me to. What? No, I never said that, dude. What are you talking about?
3:43
兄弟，什么鬼？
What the hell, bro?
3:46
我从来没有说过要这样做。哦，我的天啊。哦，呃，我以为你想让我拍那些大脸颊。哦，我错了。
I never said to do that. Oh, my God. Oh, um, I thought you wanted me to clap those big cheeks. Oh, my bad.
3:53
好吧，反正，像我刚才说的，兄弟，我找到这个新蛋杆，兄弟。看看它。是不是很酷？哦，天啊。
Well, anyways, like I was saying, dude, I found this new egg rod, dude. Look at it. Isn't it really cool? Oh, God.
3:59
哇，兄弟，它甚至还在发光。是的，难道不是很酷吗？我们可以把它当作装饰，或者说实话，任何东西。
Whoa, dude, it's even glowing a little. Yeah, isn't it so cool? We can use it as like decoration or like anything to be honest man.
4:06
这将会非常酷，兄弟。是的，我们可以用它来拍我们的奶酪。哦，什么，不，我从来没有说过。你在说什么？好吧，我来了。
It's gonna be so cool dude. Yeah, we can use it to clap our cheese Oh what no, I never said that. What are you talking about? All right here. I go
4:17
兄弟，这感觉真不错。
What the hell man this does feel great.
4:20
呃，是的，你知道吗，我想我只是要走了，兄弟。
Uh, yeah, you know what I think I'm just gonna get going dude
4:27
那就多为我找一些吧
Fine more for me then
4:33
真是个怪人。
Man, what a weirdo.
4:46
天啊！啊啊啊！啊啊啊！该死！这些刺刺的东西真让人受不了！
God! AHHHHH! AHHHHH! God damn! These edrods are so prickly man!
4:50
呃，兄弟，你想尝试什么实验？
Uh, bro, what kind of experiment did you want to try again?
4:56
因为这些不是普通的蛋杆，我觉得它们是仙人掌，兄弟，哦天啊！
Because these are not regular edrods, I think they're cactuses dude, oh golly!
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