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If you use words, you have to tell us a thought as soon as they come up to you. You don't remember me, huh? Am I wrong here?

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The problem is not the smartphone. The problem is the dumb friend. F***ing two cuts.

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Hey, Tableau.

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You know how some people say the world doesn't need another podcast?

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You see that in the comments a lot. Not our comments. Hey, Tableau fans, don't think that way.

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They believe that this is the one podcast that needs to exist. So it's not us. Not us.

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But there are a lot of podcasts.

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Too many, to be honest. And a lot of them are very shitty.

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there's literally like podcasts with with people like recommending

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microdosing meth as

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a pick-me-up during the day which is fucking

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insane after the pandemic

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you know you know mic sales microphone sales these podcast mic sales went up like crazy that means there's an oversupply

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of mics and clearly

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an undersupply of thoughts

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like actual brains so

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too many mics not

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good not good for civilization i agree but i find it weird that people judge certain

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fields or certain professions by the worst that that profession has to offer.

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For example, the world has too many podcasts. Everyone can agree, right?

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People will laugh at that and be like, yeah, there are some terrible podcasts out there.

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There are some podcasts where I just want to jump into the screen and steal their mic.

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Because, like, please, like, take that mic away from that person.

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Obviously, the world wasn't meant to be bombarded with everyone's opinions. I agree.

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But imagine if I

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judged classical music by the worst that they have to offer.

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Imagine if I just focused on

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the terrible classical musicians,

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like the people that are absolutely

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shit at the

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piano to judge the whole industry of the whole art of classical music.

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And I was like, let's say someone comes up and is like, hi, today I'm going to be performing the Brandenburg whatever.

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And sits down, is about to play, and someone just yells out, the world doesn't need another classical musician.

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Because that's sort of what we're doing, right? We're not judging, in this example, podcasting by the best it has to offer.

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We are looking at the worst it has to offer and saying the world doesn't need another podcast.

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But you would never hear that about classical music, for example.

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You would also never hear that about a jazz musician.

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No one's going to be like, someone comes up with a saxophone and someone's like,

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not like we don't have enough saxophone players

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you know what I mean because they heard some terrible sax musicians or you don't go to the opera and you hear someone scream out like

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maybe they went to a few some middle school

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opera production and it was freaking terrible.

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So they go to an actual opera house. They go to the Sydney Opera House and they scream out,

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yeah, that's exactly what we need. More. What do they call them? Opera singers.

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Yes, our team here, Grace is from that world. Right?

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See, but imagine someone was judging your entire industry by the worst it has to offer.

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