0:00

给我，给我，兄弟，那是一毛钱，兄弟

Get me get me bro That's a dime bro

0:21

哦，糟糕，是Verity，兄弟，等一下，Verity就在那儿，怎么回事？

Oh shit it's Verity bro Wait there's Verity right there What the hell?

0:30

喂，接住球！Verity，2加2等于多少？他为什么侧着身？

Yo catch the ball! Verity what's 2 plus 2? Why is he sideways?

0:36

2加2等于4，Verity，法国的首都是什么？法国的首都是巴黎，哦，我的天！喂！

2 plus 2 equals 4 What's the capital of France Verity? The capital of France is Paris Oh my god! Yo!

0:43

我现在站在什么生物群落上？你现在站在草地生物群落上，哦，我的天！

What biome am I standing on right now? You are standing in a grass biome Oh my god!

0:48

喂，他的准确性更低，等一下，我有个问题要问，嘿，Verity，那是个抖动

Yo he's lower accurate Wait I got a question to ask Hey Verity That's a jiggle

0:54

这是个重要的问题，我很抱歉，但我不能回答那个问题，好吧！哦，去你妈的，Verity。

That's an important question I'm sorry but I can't answer that question Alright! Oh, fuck you, Verity.

1:00

好吧，好吧，好吧，让我问他一些事情，让我问他一些事情。嘿，嘿，Verity，你有没有吸过什么？

Okay, okay, okay, let me ask him something, let me ask him something. Hey, hey, Verity, have you ever sucked anything?

1:07

抱歉，我不确定你在问什么。哦，我的天，抱歉。哦，他生气了。

Sorry, but I'm not sure what you're asking. Oh my god, sorry. Oh, he's mad.

1:11

嘿，嘿，别藏着你的脸。兄弟，我们知道你做了什么，Verity，没必要藏起来。

Hey, hey, stop hiding your face. Bro, we know what you did, Verity, no need to hide it.

1:19

回答我。为什么他不直接给我面包？喂，他在试图让我们分心。我在试图贿赂你。

Answer me. Why didn't he just give me bread? Yo, he's trying to distract us from the truth. I'm trying to bribe you.

1:25

好吧，贿赂成功了。出去！喂，我们得快点，兄弟。我们得把那个拿回来，兄弟。哦，你们在为我挖树吗？

Alright, the bribe worked. Get out! Yo, we gotta f*** out, man. We gotta get that back, bro. Oh, you guys are mining the tree for me?

1:32

谢谢。好吧。哦，谁啊？Verity，你知道Minecraft的YouTuber，Grox吗？

Thanks. Alright. Oh, who is it? Verity, do you know that Minecraft's YouTuber, Grox?

1:40

他为什么掉面包？他只是在贿赂我们，兄弟。我们闭嘴拿面包吧。兄弟只是在喋喋不休。他在说任何事情。

Why is he dropping bread? He's just bribing us, bro. Let's shut up and take the bread. Bro's just yapping. He's saying anything.

1:46

我们去找点食物，因为显然他将在第五夜来。这不是真的吧。他不是三天后来吗？为什么是五天？

Let's get some food, because apparently he's coming on night five. This isn't true, though. Doesn't he come in three days? Why five?

1:53

是的，但他在第一天并没有说三天后会有什么。准确度提高了100%。好吧。

Yeah, but he doesn't say something is coming in three days on day one. It's 100% more accurate more accurate. Okay.

2:01

挖矿去。我不在乎。该死！喂！

Mining away. I don't care. Damn! Yo!

2:11

你在说什么-什么？

What'd you- What?

2:15

你可能在拿-哦，我？是的！

You're probably taking- Oh, me? Yes!

2:21

你能给我钻石吗？喂，你在作弊！他掉了钻石吗？不，不，不，不，不，不。你在作弊，兄弟。

Can you give me diamonds? Yo, you're cheating! Did he drop diamonds? No, no, no, no, no, no. You're cheating, bro.

2:27

帮忙，但我们现在附近没有钻石。喂，Verity，它是粉色的吗？哟！

to help but we don't have any diamonds nearby right now. Yo Verity is it pink? YO!

2:37

哟！好吧，低调点，我现在更喜欢它了。等一下，给我。

YO! Okay, yo low key I like it more now. Hold on give it to me.

2:43

哦，他们偷走了。我想，兄弟，我让开发者更新它，所以只有在你对他好时才给你好东西，而他现在不高兴。

Oh and they stole it. I think bro I asked the dev to update it so it's only it only gives you good stuff when you're nice to him and he's not happy right now.

2:53

哦，这说得通。真是个好老gay球，如果你能和我沟通，我会很感激。

Oh that makes sense. Such a nice old gay ball I'd appreciate it if you could communicate with me.

3:02

看起来你什么都没说。哟，你在做什么？

It seems like you didn't say anything Yo, what are you doing?

3:11

哟，那边有个村庄，我们得去。

Yo, there's a village over there There's a village over there we gotta go

3:20

这是维里提的角色，杀死村民，冷静点，兄弟，冷静点，没什么。到底是什么-哦，没关系，我看到了他们。村民们在哪里？

It's Verity's role to kill the villagers chill bro chill there's no What the hell are the- oh nevermind I see them Where are the villagers?

3:27

哦，我的天，发生什么事了吗？哟，维里提，你确实看起来像我的球。

Oh my god Did something get them? Yo, yo Verity, you do look like my ball

3:37

我不太明白你这句话的意思，但我在这里帮助你。等等，等等，像我的球一样。

I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I'm here to help you with anything you need Wait, wait, wait, like my balls I'm still not sure what you're getting at, but I'm happy to chat with you about your bow or anything else Minecraft related

3:49

你的球怎么样？嘿，他乐意聊聊你的球。哦，你能上网搜索吗？

How about your ball? Hey, he happy to chat about your balls chat about your balls. Oh, can you search the internet?

3:56

我是一名Minecraft助手。我没有能力上网搜索。兄弟，别再拖了。

I'm a Minecraft helper. I don't have the ability to search the internet. Bruh, get your lame ass on. ...and assistance within the context of Minecraft.

4:03

你知道吗，这够了。不，不！斯塔里提！

You know what, that's enough. No, no! Starity!

4:08

等等，帮他，帮他，帮他，帮他。这就是我看不见他的原因。

Wait, help him, help him, help him, help him. That's why I can't see him. What the fuck? What the fuck?

4:14

快走！好吧，游戏结束了。哟！我快淹死了！停下！

Let's go! Alright, game, the series is over. Yo! I'm drowning! Stop!

4:22

但是打开，我要死了，我要死了。

But open I'm gonna die I'm gonna die yeah

4:45

我的名字和鸟很搭。维里呢？我意思是，这是我的结局。

My name is very good with bird yet. Where's very? Yeah? I mean, this is my end. Yo, yo, catch, catch catch!

4:52

好吧，那是什么扔的，兄弟？我们只有两个床吗？

Okay, what was that throw my boy? Do we only have two beds?

4:59

好吧，三个？你有一个吗，格罗克斯？哦，是的，我有一个，就在这里。

Okay three? Do you have one Grox? Oh yeah yeah I got one, it's over here. Oh shit we got five! No no no!

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